Amy G. S. A. Brooks
@agsab.bsky.social
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Amy G. S. A. Brooks
@agsab.bsky.social
· Nov 14
On the plus side, this election result has given me ample opportunities to discuss my deep and abiding devotion to swearing as a spiritual practice.
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The red scare gene and “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” hive mind is so pervasive in the US that way too many people would rather go hungry than dare get “hand outs” from a food pantry
Suffering through poverty without accepting help isn’t a virtue. Humans are designed to help each other
Suffering through poverty without accepting help isn’t a virtue. Humans are designed to help each other
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The red scare gene and “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” hive mind is so pervasive in the US that way too many people would rather go hungry than dare get “hand outs” from a food pantry
Suffering through poverty without accepting help isn’t a virtue. Humans are designed to help each other
Suffering through poverty without accepting help isn’t a virtue. Humans are designed to help each other
Reminder that, BIOLOGICALLY, more than two genders exist. Go fight a scientist and die mad about it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reminder that, BIOLOGICALLY, more than two genders exist. Go fight a scientist and die mad about it.
There's a lot the current administration must be made to answer for when held accountable for their crimes against humanity, but I humbly request that we add to the list the fact that I can no longer buy myself a kilogram of Allens Cheekies and have them shipped to me in the US.
#GodsdamnedTarrifs
#GodsdamnedTarrifs
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There's a lot the current administration must be made to answer for when held accountable for their crimes against humanity, but I humbly request that we add to the list the fact that I can no longer buy myself a kilogram of Allens Cheekies and have them shipped to me in the US.
#GodsdamnedTarrifs
#GodsdamnedTarrifs
"FBI warns of criminals pretending to be ICE..."
WOW WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD BECOME A PROBLEM WHAT A SHAME THERE'S NO SYSTEM IN PLACE THAT REQUIRES LIKE A BADGE NUMBER OR A WARRANT OR SOMETHING
WOW WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD BECOME A PROBLEM WHAT A SHAME THERE'S NO SYSTEM IN PLACE THAT REQUIRES LIKE A BADGE NUMBER OR A WARRANT OR SOMETHING
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"FBI warns of criminals pretending to be ICE..."
WOW WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD BECOME A PROBLEM WHAT A SHAME THERE'S NO SYSTEM IN PLACE THAT REQUIRES LIKE A BADGE NUMBER OR A WARRANT OR SOMETHING
WOW WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD BECOME A PROBLEM WHAT A SHAME THERE'S NO SYSTEM IN PLACE THAT REQUIRES LIKE A BADGE NUMBER OR A WARRANT OR SOMETHING
If someone in your life has published a written piece of work, say nice things about it on the internet. I promise you, they want you to say nice things about their writing on the internet. Lie if you have to.
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If someone in your life has published a written piece of work, say nice things about it on the internet. I promise you, they want you to say nice things about their writing on the internet. Lie if you have to.
Godsdammit, Red Robin, I drove 2.5 hours for this chicken sandwich only to have you leave the pineapple off.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Godsdammit, Red Robin, I drove 2.5 hours for this chicken sandwich only to have you leave the pineapple off.
Three likes and I post this flyer in my apartment parking lot tomorrow.
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Three likes and I post this flyer in my apartment parking lot tomorrow.
RIP Luna aka "The Shit Box" aka the crappiest little car that ever couldn't.
I hope whoever stole you from us enjoys your intermittent air and your pepsi-stained interior.
😓
I hope whoever stole you from us enjoys your intermittent air and your pepsi-stained interior.
😓
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
RIP Luna aka "The Shit Box" aka the crappiest little car that ever couldn't.
I hope whoever stole you from us enjoys your intermittent air and your pepsi-stained interior.
😓
I hope whoever stole you from us enjoys your intermittent air and your pepsi-stained interior.
😓
Not to brag, or anything, but I'm finishing my 10th Hoopla read with a scant 6 hrs remaining until I get my next ten Hoopla reads and honestly this must be how Boudicca felt when she led the charge against the Romans.
September 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not to brag, or anything, but I'm finishing my 10th Hoopla read with a scant 6 hrs remaining until I get my next ten Hoopla reads and honestly this must be how Boudicca felt when she led the charge against the Romans.
Me remembering on September 29th that it's #BisexualVisibilityMonth might be a pretty good example of me making their point for them.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me remembering on September 29th that it's #BisexualVisibilityMonth might be a pretty good example of me making their point for them.
Today's news cycle is (once again) bleak. LC drove me up to Two Harbors so I could "see something pretty" and be reminded (anew) that there's good in the world (still).
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Today's news cycle is (once again) bleak. LC drove me up to Two Harbors so I could "see something pretty" and be reminded (anew) that there's good in the world (still).
Hey folks, I don't know why Amazon isn't delivering copies of Burnt Offerings until April next year but I do know you can get it from @thepilgrimpress.bsky.social
right now so feel free to adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. 🤷♀️
Also, Amazon is evil.
right now so feel free to adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. 🤷♀️
Also, Amazon is evil.
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey folks, I don't know why Amazon isn't delivering copies of Burnt Offerings until April next year but I do know you can get it from @thepilgrimpress.bsky.social
right now so feel free to adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. 🤷♀️
Also, Amazon is evil.
right now so feel free to adjust your purchasing plans accordingly. 🤷♀️
Also, Amazon is evil.
I do not condone gun violence. AND. Anyone who has studied the Psalms has no business claiming that rejoicing in someone's death is unbiblical.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I do not condone gun violence. AND. Anyone who has studied the Psalms has no business claiming that rejoicing in someone's death is unbiblical.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
At this point it's the #EpsteinFiles or the Kraken. Better yet, release both.
September 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
At this point it's the #EpsteinFiles or the Kraken. Better yet, release both.
Shout out to my uterus for deciding that 6 days into round two of chemotherapy would be about the perfect time to stick her godsdamned oar back in after a delightful 10 month menstrual hiatus.
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shout out to my uterus for deciding that 6 days into round two of chemotherapy would be about the perfect time to stick her godsdamned oar back in after a delightful 10 month menstrual hiatus.
This is from my new book, #BurntOfferings. Wow would I love it if this one could be irrelevant.
#Minneapolis #SchoolShooting #ThoughtsAndPrayers
#Minneapolis #SchoolShooting #ThoughtsAndPrayers
August 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is from my new book, #BurntOfferings. Wow would I love it if this one could be irrelevant.
#Minneapolis #SchoolShooting #ThoughtsAndPrayers
#Minneapolis #SchoolShooting #ThoughtsAndPrayers
Painting over rainbow crosswalks because they hurt your feelings seems like some petty, weak, snowflake behaviour but ok go off I guess.
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Painting over rainbow crosswalks because they hurt your feelings seems like some petty, weak, snowflake behaviour but ok go off I guess.
Hi Folks.
A super cool and fun fact is that I've been diagnosed with Stage 3 Her2+ Invasive Ductile Carcinoma... aka #BreastCancer.
*sad glitter
Obvs the worst part of this is getting the cancer that has the pink ribbon, when I actively dislike pink. 😄
A super cool and fun fact is that I've been diagnosed with Stage 3 Her2+ Invasive Ductile Carcinoma... aka #BreastCancer.
*sad glitter
Obvs the worst part of this is getting the cancer that has the pink ribbon, when I actively dislike pink. 😄
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hi Folks.
A super cool and fun fact is that I've been diagnosed with Stage 3 Her2+ Invasive Ductile Carcinoma... aka #BreastCancer.
*sad glitter
Obvs the worst part of this is getting the cancer that has the pink ribbon, when I actively dislike pink. 😄
A super cool and fun fact is that I've been diagnosed with Stage 3 Her2+ Invasive Ductile Carcinoma... aka #BreastCancer.
*sad glitter
Obvs the worst part of this is getting the cancer that has the pink ribbon, when I actively dislike pink. 😄
Have we tried spraying the corn with Old Spice?
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Have we tried spraying the corn with Old Spice?
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Dear Kellogg's,
You have ruined Froot Loops.
Sincerely, everyone who ate them in the 80's
You have ruined Froot Loops.
Sincerely, everyone who ate them in the 80's
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dear Kellogg's,
You have ruined Froot Loops.
Sincerely, everyone who ate them in the 80's
You have ruined Froot Loops.
Sincerely, everyone who ate them in the 80's
July 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nbd, but did I mention I wrote TWO books?
July 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Nbd, but did I mention I wrote TWO books?