Woe betide that benighted day.

RIP CDC you worked miracles when you were allowed to, right up until the moment you weren’t. Your work protected us so effectively we learned to take you for granted, and in time we will learn that ten times your budget would have been a bargain next to the price of your absence.

In fact as head of hhs should he maybe be on the ground when there’s a major outbreak of disease? He could deliver the cod liver oil and willow bark himself as a show of good faith. He brags consistently about how robust his health is, there shouldn’t be any concerns about safety or need for PPE.

White Walkers.

We will of course make it clear that we will defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of penguin nation.

They do allege themselves the master race, they shouldn’t have any trouble, hell you’d think they’d appreciate the challenge.

I mean I’m happy for the aussies and yes oh yes dear god do I share the dream but… poor South Africa, they’ve got other shit to deal with.

Why don’t we give them a little piece of Antarctica and tell them to have fun building their utopia…

“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in.”

We live in the age of social media, they should not be allowed to pretend they weren’t a part of it.

I don’t remember planes falling out of the sky when Biden was running things.

Make good trouble.