I can tell what material your panties are made from simply by reaching my hand under your dress.
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can tell what material your panties are made from simply by reaching my hand under your dress.
Is there a worse feeling than being taken for granted?
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Is there a worse feeling than being taken for granted?
But can you tie a single Windsor, bro?
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
But can you tie a single Windsor, bro?
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love requires a certain level of delusion
i am as delusional as the next guy but as soon as the delusion breaks my hyperawareness kicks in and ion like you anymore
i am as delusional as the next guy but as soon as the delusion breaks my hyperawareness kicks in and ion like you anymore
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
love requires a certain level of delusion
i am as delusional as the next guy but as soon as the delusion breaks my hyperawareness kicks in and ion like you anymore
i am as delusional as the next guy but as soon as the delusion breaks my hyperawareness kicks in and ion like you anymore
Old enough to have been confused by Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Old enough to have been confused by Cyber Monday
In life, as in comedy, timing is EVERYTHING.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In life, as in comedy, timing is EVERYTHING.
An off-duty bartendress bought me a drink, considerably brightening my mood
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
An off-duty bartendress bought me a drink, considerably brightening my mood
I need a distraction
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I need a distraction
Resignation, bordering on regret.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Resignation, bordering on regret.
I'm not one to give up, but fuck, I'm tired
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm not one to give up, but fuck, I'm tired
Silly fucking me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Silly fucking me.
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made a thing. its up to us to take care of ourselves & each other
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
made a thing. its up to us to take care of ourselves & each other
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In summary: get off my lawn.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In summary: get off my lawn.
Fall back, and stare at the dark ceiling for an extra hour
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Fall back, and stare at the dark ceiling for an extra hour
If there is zero reason to conduct an interview via Zoom, I refuse. It complicates my process and the phone has better sound quality. If pushed, I leave the camera off because it drives people INSANE.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If there is zero reason to conduct an interview via Zoom, I refuse. It complicates my process and the phone has better sound quality. If pushed, I leave the camera off because it drives people INSANE.
We all deserve better than this
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We all deserve better than this
Don’t concern yourself with how much weed I consume.
October 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Don’t concern yourself with how much weed I consume.
Then place them in those little free libraries near parks and public buildings.
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Then place them in those little free libraries near parks and public buildings.
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"Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman."
~ Anon
~ Anon
September 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman."
~ Anon
~ Anon
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oh and its super fucking racist
I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
oh and its super fucking racist