agile walrus
@agilewalrus.bsky.social
Human dad. Plant dad. Excel dad. Human Greg. STL.
Found it.
With poo and good craptain well seasoned…
With poo and good craptain well seasoned…
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Found it.
With poo and good craptain well seasoned…
With poo and good craptain well seasoned…
The baby tracking app we used allowed us to add a note when logging sleep, feedings, diaper changes, etc., and I used that opportunity to christen every poop for the first 1.5 years of our son’s life with a clever name. Needless to say, predictive text now has some wild datapoints.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The baby tracking app we used allowed us to add a note when logging sleep, feedings, diaper changes, etc., and I used that opportunity to christen every poop for the first 1.5 years of our son’s life with a clever name. Needless to say, predictive text now has some wild datapoints.
Just another missed opportunity for the funniest possible brand collaboration for a US race- imagine those tortoise sections replaced by the sublime texture of “The Meats™️”
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just another missed opportunity for the funniest possible brand collaboration for a US race- imagine those tortoise sections replaced by the sublime texture of “The Meats™️”
Per CNBC, an Apple TV subscription will now come with a subscription to F1 TV Premium included at no cost- it sounds like we still get the same product with all existing content, just via Apple rather than as a stand-alone
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/a...
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Per CNBC, an Apple TV subscription will now come with a subscription to F1 TV Premium included at no cost- it sounds like we still get the same product with all existing content, just via Apple rather than as a stand-alone
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/a...
Clockwise from top: Kareem Abdul-Jabbear, e e hummings, Snail Earnhardt Jr., William Floward Taft, Moose Springsteen, Ruth Bader Finsberg
July 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Clockwise from top: Kareem Abdul-Jabbear, e e hummings, Snail Earnhardt Jr., William Floward Taft, Moose Springsteen, Ruth Bader Finsberg
A golden hour disc golf round may have fixed me. Also, look at these sassy little catalpa trees
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A golden hour disc golf round may have fixed me. Also, look at these sassy little catalpa trees
Hey guys, I brought in my favorite video game. Yeah, it’s called Excel, but I’m really engrossed in this solo campaign right now, so I’m just going to play at my desk.
July 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey guys, I brought in my favorite video game. Yeah, it’s called Excel, but I’m really engrossed in this solo campaign right now, so I’m just going to play at my desk.
@spannersready.bsky.social had him sounding like Jimmy Consonants
June 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@spannersready.bsky.social had him sounding like Jimmy Consonants
Guys, they put @drkarenwog.bsky.social’s car in Gran Turismo. I drive our 3 year-old to daycare in this thing constantly. If you need me, I’ll be at Nurburgring.
May 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Guys, they put @drkarenwog.bsky.social’s car in Gran Turismo. I drive our 3 year-old to daycare in this thing constantly. If you need me, I’ll be at Nurburgring.
Man, what a fun idea…
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, what a fun idea…
Another missed opportunity to acknowledge their true identity
May 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Another missed opportunity to acknowledge their true identity
Don’t mean to alarm anyone but I just leveled up
February 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Don’t mean to alarm anyone but I just leveled up
“this edible ain’t shit”
St. Louis:
St. Louis:
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“this edible ain’t shit”
St. Louis:
St. Louis:
It is synthwave as hell out tonight
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It is synthwave as hell out tonight
A random children’s book find at the the thrift store, and suddenly we have a Fraggle Rock obsessed toddler. We also have some eBay-sourced happy meal toys from 1988, which I remember having as a kid
January 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A random children’s book find at the the thrift store, and suddenly we have a Fraggle Rock obsessed toddler. We also have some eBay-sourced happy meal toys from 1988, which I remember having as a kid
STALE DOOZER STICK
January 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
STALE DOOZER STICK
I feel like I ride this rollercoaster vicariously through you and I am not ok
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I feel like I ride this rollercoaster vicariously through you and I am not ok
All sleet sleet… god damn
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
All sleet sleet… god damn
