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Age Garton
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HR specialist, aspiring writer, politically centrist-left but proudly woke AF. British & European (I want my EU passport back! #Rejoin) 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

Posts are my own views - I’m representing no one but myself here :)

(I don’t respond to DMs)
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s gratifying to wake up to this. The final results aren’t in yet, but Cuomo has been roundly trounced by a real progressive, someone who I think I will change the lives of many New Yorkers.

Mostly though, it gives us hope that MAGA, Reform, and the extreme right wing lunacy is coming to an end.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It can take a very long time. So long, in fact, that you might believe you got away with it.

Donald Trump and the enablers around him, take note. The clock is always ticking. And times are changing.
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good luck 🇯🇲
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The usual bullshit response from the BBC, which has now become so ridiculously biased to the right of political centre that it’s impossible to see how they correct course at this point.

Holding views is one thing. Promoting political views with no challenge or response is another.
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“America First”

But when you want to destroy your most recognisable symbol of hope, democracy, and freedom, always use a Volvo ;)
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This picture is the epitome of America First. The White House, once a symbol of democracy and freedom, being demolished by a Volvo excavator.
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
He’s from Barcelona ?
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This from Max Foster.

Astonishing.
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A little montage of Farage lying his ass off.

In his own words…..
October 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Farage fact checked.

This man a dangerous liar - a Russian plant - a racist sonofabitch - a grifter - a thoroughly despicable ball bag.

But he’s also a hypocrite and that is unforgivable.
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was recently in hospital for a week. I estimate 60% of those who cared expertly for me were born outside the UK.

I had some great conversations with great, selfless people, all of whom extolled every British cultural virtue I can imagine.

Without migration we’re nothing. That’s the truth 🇬🇧🇪🇺
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve seen this doing the rounds.

Why does anybody think this kind of calm and measured approach will have any impact whatsoever? Like, on anyone?

Donald doesn’t care. Full stop 🛑
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Imagine being a General, summoned to your nation’s capital by a washed up ex-fake news host, two-a-penny Major, and forced to suck up to the least competent people in the history of armed forces?

I guess it takes a special kind of discipline to sign up for that level of public humiliation.
September 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Or this.
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nor does this.
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If the average Reform Ltd voter could read, they’d find this doesn’t correlate with Farageriots dishonest narrative.
September 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Allow me to update you on my quest to find a decaffeinated ordinary English Breakfast tea that’s actually drinkable, now that I’m banned from caffeine.

Honourable mentions to Twinings Decaf Everyday tea, a close runner-up.

But the absolute, miles-head winner is this baby from Co-op 🏆🥇
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If you’re going to cancel your Disney or associated subscription…..

#JimmyKimmel
September 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Important to note: this is what he actually said.

This isn’t and was never a “Kirk” thing. It’s a Trump criticism thing.
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This is well worth a watch.

Is it Trump’s signature? Yes. Yes it is.
September 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🚩Vote me & I’ll release the files

🚩 The files are on my desk

🚩 What files…?

🚩 I don’t draw or send cards!

🚩 I’m not in the files

🚩 The files are a Dem hoax!

🚩 Stop talking about the files

🚩 I’m an FBI informant

🚩 Oh shit - no I’m not!

🚩 That signature isn’t mine

#Epstein #Trump
September 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Here you go. Just examples of course.

Some of these things are happening quietly, or in isolation. What you don’t have is a joined-up, connected, unified response to MAGA. In fact, Dems are routinely spending more time fighting one another (eg NY Mayoral race).
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hahahaha

Mad Nads defects. She’s swapping the stale sweatiness of Boris for the bottom-of-the-ashtray stench of Farageriots.

The promise of open racism, bigotry and elitism gets her properly wet.

#MadNads #Reform #Defection
September 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM