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@afriendlycard.bsky.social
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Oregonian, gardener, veterinary tech, sci-fi/fantasy nut, forager, tarot reader. I used to be an adventurer like you, 'til I took an arrow to the knee....for fuck's sake, Ratthi!!
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A skeleton holding a steaming cup of tea puts its hand to its chest in shock, it's jaw has dropped in astonishment, and the eyes are bulging out. Text reads: All of my flabbers are gasted.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Kinda like this?
Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock stare down at Captain Pike as he sits silently in his hideous wheelchair, staring blankly, frozen and motionless.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Sit here a minute or two, it's very calm and quiet. 🙂
A wooden Adirondack chair sits looking out at a calm lake, next to a campfire. A cottage sits across the lake, the water reflects deep green trees. It is absolutely serene.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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An old fashioned wooden horse cart pulls the dead body of Godzilla along a dirt road. The photo is Black and white, Godzilla is on his back in the cart, with his tail towards the horse. He is utterly dead.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A old wooden horse cart hauls the dead body of Godzilla on a dirt road. Godzilla is on his back with his tail pointed to the horse end, and his head resting on the wagon railing. He is Extremely Dead.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Hey, Cabbit. Good day. I found this sketch online a while ago, and saved it because so cute, and every time I see it I think oh, someone should put CABBIT into this, it would be perfect. I have no such skills. But I think probably Cabbits do go shopping at times. 🫡
A drawing of a tiny spotted fawn, with a brown leather belt and attached wallet, is moving backwards, carefully pulling along a sack of its groceries to take home. The bag has multiple items, one is a cabbage. The fawn has large dark eyes, a determined look.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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An old black and white photo of a horse drawn cart hauling the body of Godzilla down a dirt road. Godzilla is on his back, tail to the front of the cart, his neck resting on the cart outer railing. He is utterly dead.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The Face of Bow, which is a gigantic sad faced head in a glass jar, with strange tentacles coming off the sides, and bloodshot exhausted eyes. The Face of Bow is not happy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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A small man dressed in black shorts and a white shirt hauls a truly enormous cart of wicker chairs along a roadway to an event. Text reads: I brought chairs for all of us in the comments.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Good one! Made me laugh.
The Muppet Swedish Chef stands with his hands raised in exasperated confusion. The text reads: Vurt da Furk!
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A small man pulls a ridiculously huge cart full of various wicker and plastic chairs. The load is just insane but he's doing the job.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Khan, from Star Trek, glares into the camera, pondering revenge. Text reads: This is why I put bugs in people's ears
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I was told they were like this.
A scruffy gray cat sits on a red ottoman with its hind legs stuck out in front, the front legs by its sided, the belly all pooched out, and a confused exhausted expression. The cat is an older domestic shorthair with solid gray coat.
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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😸
A watercolor style sketch of a very plump orange cat, with a cream tummy, sort of sitting, sort of slumped, relaxing. Front paws rest on belly, hind paws rest on the floor. Tail is stretched to one side.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Except it's eyebrows...
An old man holding a knife walks into his pantry to see a potato has sprouted out into a huge rooty monster, demanding soil. The man says: HOLY SHIT
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A strange person in an old fashioned fish costume sits quietly on an old wooden dock, staring out at the water.
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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A stylish woman in a brown coat, leather gloves and a black hat looks thoughtfully over her shoulder into the distance, a blurred city scape behind her. Text reads: it would, of course, have to look like an accident
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Taken with my silly Android phone on the way by!
Hot pink and magenta pelargonium flowers, close up.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Desperate times, does anyone recognize this plant? I can't identify it, only have this one photo...Can anyone help me?
An unidentified plant with oval green dull looking leaves, and an oval fruit , roughly olive sized, and sort of soft purple colored.
October 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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An old fashioned fish costumed person sits quietly on a wooden dock, looking out at the water, finned feet gently dangling.
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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A drawing of a tuxedo cat, knocking a red cup filled with coffee off of a table with the left front paw. The cat stares into your eyes. Text reads: I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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A tuxedo cat sits next to a red coffee cup, its left front paw is knocking the cup over, the coffee is spilling out. The cats expression is quietly defiant. Text reads: I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Ha! You are timely with your card. This is literally true for me, as well as spiritually, and incredibly significant. Thank you.
A bowl of home grown tomatoes sit on a table, red and radiant in the sunlight coming through the window.
October 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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White text on black background reads: at this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Finally turning red. Rain coming!
A cream colored crockery bowl sits on a table, full of ripe homegrown tomatoes. Some slicers, some sauce type, and some cherry. A baking pan sits on a table full of various types of rope homegrown tomatoes.
September 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM