Wowsers. It’s fun watching football when you don’t really care what happens!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wowsers. It’s fun watching football when you don’t really care what happens!
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Mo Salah completed more dribbles (5) vs Aston Villa than *the rest of his 25/26 season combined*.
5 more vs Real tonight, so 10 in 2 games matching the total from his previous 20 (twenty) #LFC appearances
5 more vs Real tonight, so 10 in 2 games matching the total from his previous 20 (twenty) #LFC appearances
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mo Salah completed more dribbles (5) vs Aston Villa than *the rest of his 25/26 season combined*.
5 more vs Real tonight, so 10 in 2 games matching the total from his previous 20 (twenty) #LFC appearances
5 more vs Real tonight, so 10 in 2 games matching the total from his previous 20 (twenty) #LFC appearances
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Regulars will know that we publish a statspack for each game.
Using the Monte Carlo for each match we can create an xPoints model.
When you look at the 9 games in totality you can see the absolutely wild journey #lfc have taken to end up exactly where we deserve to be based on our performances
Using the Monte Carlo for each match we can create an xPoints model.
When you look at the 9 games in totality you can see the absolutely wild journey #lfc have taken to end up exactly where we deserve to be based on our performances
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Regulars will know that we publish a statspack for each game.
Using the Monte Carlo for each match we can create an xPoints model.
When you look at the 9 games in totality you can see the absolutely wild journey #lfc have taken to end up exactly where we deserve to be based on our performances
Using the Monte Carlo for each match we can create an xPoints model.
When you look at the 9 games in totality you can see the absolutely wild journey #lfc have taken to end up exactly where we deserve to be based on our performances
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Pulp have been nominated for the Mercury Prize four times.
The second time, when they won for Different Class, Norma Waterson was also nominated.
The third time, Norma's daughter Eliza Carthy was nominated.
The fourth time, Eliza's dad, Norma's husband, Martin Carthy was nominated.
The second time, when they won for Different Class, Norma Waterson was also nominated.
The third time, Norma's daughter Eliza Carthy was nominated.
The fourth time, Eliza's dad, Norma's husband, Martin Carthy was nominated.
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Pulp have been nominated for the Mercury Prize four times.
The second time, when they won for Different Class, Norma Waterson was also nominated.
The third time, Norma's daughter Eliza Carthy was nominated.
The fourth time, Eliza's dad, Norma's husband, Martin Carthy was nominated.
The second time, when they won for Different Class, Norma Waterson was also nominated.
The third time, Norma's daughter Eliza Carthy was nominated.
The fourth time, Eliza's dad, Norma's husband, Martin Carthy was nominated.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Why do we call it gaming addiction and not consoling ourselves
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why do we call it gaming addiction and not consoling ourselves
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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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October 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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Would quite like Mo to stop kicking it into defenders’ legs for a bit
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Would quite like Mo to stop kicking it into defenders’ legs for a bit
You start well in the game, and then several bad individual decisions within the space of 30 seconds and you’re behind. We’re not being outplayed here; far from it. But it’s hard to see us coming back and that’s not a pleasant feeling
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You start well in the game, and then several bad individual decisions within the space of 30 seconds and you’re behind. We’re not being outplayed here; far from it. But it’s hard to see us coming back and that’s not a pleasant feeling
The Reds were superb second half, there. Poor touches from Mo aside, we used the space and ball really well once they’d run themselves into the ground. Excellent defending, particularly of the penalty area, and hopefully that last 30 mins will kick Wirtz on
August 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The Reds were superb second half, there. Poor touches from Mo aside, we used the space and ball really well once they’d run themselves into the ground. Excellent defending, particularly of the penalty area, and hopefully that last 30 mins will kick Wirtz on
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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we've truly gone through a journey when everyone is so sick of pep making football boring and thrilled that a player is being fun again under david moyes.
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we've truly gone through a journey when everyone is so sick of pep making football boring and thrilled that a player is being fun again under david moyes.
A bittersweet listen for me. We have just lost a friend who would have absolutely devoured this, and I’m grateful to Juliet and Ed for making me smile today. Give it a listen. It promises to be an informative and funny journey through the last 30 years of British chart music
Greetings, pop fans! 30yrs ago today the outcome of this HEAVYWEIGHT CLASH was announced...Join our maiden trip through the UK Chart of 20 Aug 95 for who won, what genre of music winds Juliet up and the banger still doing it for Ed and his family down the kiddie discos of Europe! linktr.ee/ChartLife
August 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
A bittersweet listen for me. We have just lost a friend who would have absolutely devoured this, and I’m grateful to Juliet and Ed for making me smile today. Give it a listen. It promises to be an informative and funny journey through the last 30 years of British chart music
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My firm “no bigots” policy is in place for #LFC & I think someone at the club should be made to explain why they think it’s ok to sign Marc Guehí. Don’t bother with any of your weak as shit excuses for him either. He has never written “Jesus 🖤 You” on the regular armband, so why the rainbow one?
August 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My firm “no bigots” policy is in place for #LFC & I think someone at the club should be made to explain why they think it’s ok to sign Marc Guehí. Don’t bother with any of your weak as shit excuses for him either. He has never written “Jesus 🖤 You” on the regular armband, so why the rainbow one?
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"The former Paris Saint-Germain man bettered Isak for both non-penalty xG and xG Assisted last season. That will count for a lot..."
Ekitike is a Red. I wrote about him last week, the paywall is now gone. Give it a read, tell your friends: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/alexander-...
Ekitike is a Red. I wrote about him last week, the paywall is now gone. Give it a read, tell your friends: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/alexander-...
Alexander Isak or Hugo Ekitike?
Liverpool, Newcastle and Eintracht Frankfurt are locked in something of a triangle regarding two strikers. Which way should the Reds turn?
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"The former Paris Saint-Germain man bettered Isak for both non-penalty xG and xG Assisted last season. That will count for a lot..."
Ekitike is a Red. I wrote about him last week, the paywall is now gone. Give it a read, tell your friends: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/alexander-...
Ekitike is a Red. I wrote about him last week, the paywall is now gone. Give it a read, tell your friends: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/alexander-...
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Beautiful tribute video from LFC. Full love to whoever made it as it was hard enough to watch never mind put together ❤️
Our lad from Portugal. Forever | Diogo Jota
YouTube video by Liverpool FC
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Beautiful tribute video from LFC. Full love to whoever made it as it was hard enough to watch never mind put together ❤️
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Difficult times for the "a hot cup of tea cools you down on a hot day" crowd, who are, and have always been, full of shit
June 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Difficult times for the "a hot cup of tea cools you down on a hot day" crowd, who are, and have always been, full of shit
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As part of my new book on the Kennedy assassination, I’m writing a “Where were you?” chapter. I’m after interesting stories from people about what they were doing when they heard about the assassination. Reply here or DM me.
I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.
I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.
June 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
As part of my new book on the Kennedy assassination, I’m writing a “Where were you?” chapter. I’m after interesting stories from people about what they were doing when they heard about the assassination. Reply here or DM me.
I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.
I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.
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After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....
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#LFC per game defensive stats:
First 34 games
Shots 9.5
SOT 3.2
Big Chances 1.8
XGA 0.85
GA 0.94
3 dead rubbers
Shots 18.7 +97%
SOT 8 +150%
BC 3.7 +105%
XGA 2.62 +208%
GA 2.67 +184%
First 34 games
Shots 9.5
SOT 3.2
Big Chances 1.8
XGA 0.85
GA 0.94
3 dead rubbers
Shots 18.7 +97%
SOT 8 +150%
BC 3.7 +105%
XGA 2.62 +208%
GA 2.67 +184%
May 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
#LFC per game defensive stats:
First 34 games
Shots 9.5
SOT 3.2
Big Chances 1.8
XGA 0.85
GA 0.94
3 dead rubbers
Shots 18.7 +97%
SOT 8 +150%
BC 3.7 +105%
XGA 2.62 +208%
GA 2.67 +184%
First 34 games
Shots 9.5
SOT 3.2
Big Chances 1.8
XGA 0.85
GA 0.94
3 dead rubbers
Shots 18.7 +97%
SOT 8 +150%
BC 3.7 +105%
XGA 2.62 +208%
GA 2.67 +184%
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Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
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So it turns out my aunt is friends with the actress Pam Ferris, who famously played Miss Trunchbull in the 90s film of Matilda. I learnt this today when my daughter, whose name is Matilda, received an unexpected letter in the post, with a card attached from a very fearsome lady...
May 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So it turns out my aunt is friends with the actress Pam Ferris, who famously played Miss Trunchbull in the 90s film of Matilda. I learnt this today when my daughter, whose name is Matilda, received an unexpected letter in the post, with a card attached from a very fearsome lady...
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a lot of people crediting that goal to Raphinha but I know what you did last, Sommer
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a lot of people crediting that goal to Raphinha but I know what you did last, Sommer