Happy new years from the Netherlands, bitches

How tf we got Subway Sexists V2 before GTA6 this timeline is crazy

Doomscrolling Tiktok while at work slacking off sending my unemployed homies 99 carefully curated meme videos each just for them to not watch a single one because this happens every 3 to 5 days or so and I'd do the same because aint nobody got time for that

Its hard to not become cynical sometimes, getting old sucks, your brain starts seeing the patterns before it happens

Wake up babe, its time for your quarterly profound mental instability that swings your mood harder than Giancarlo Stanton

When was the last time an Ad made you *actually* interested in a product or service?

Everytime I see one I get annoyed by it, I try to live my life as ad-free as possible

She cursed me til I phalanx

People irl always severely underestimate what I mean by "Gaming is my hobby"

What most think it is: Sit on couch, play 2 hours of a game, maybe 3 on a weekend day

What it really is: I will spend 8-10 hours a day playing, then watch people play games

I'm not even joking when I say Gaming>Sex

She's got that corrupted gauntlet type pussy

You either get spooned as hell or end up going so dry at it you burn out and quit it all together

Any ToA enjoyers?

Every gamer is at all times one bad play away from chucking an empty soda can/bottle across the room

Excuse me while I have to locate the empty soda can that is now somehow unfindable

You either quit RuneScape a firecaper or play long enough to see yourself become an infernal caper

The autistic urge to quit my job, apply for benefits and revert back to a minimalistic lifestyle to play RuneScape on 6 accounts at the same time for 18 hours a day while yapping live to 4 lurkers about how if fruit was sentient and could fight pineapple would be the champion

Do you think Joel ever got on skype?

Easiest repost of my life 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

So now that I have won the RNG lottery hell that was Vorkath speedrunning, its time to finish the 5x in a row no-special-dmg w/o leaving and the 10 kill trip w/o leaving, probably after that look for a scythe loan and smash the Grotesque Guardians speedrun

248 KC was gained in the process. Fuck this task fr.

Another day another resetting vorkath for 8 hours because speedrun CA's are entirely skill based, well-designed and surely playtested around a normal, slight above average amount of RNG. 👍 #OldschoolRuneScape #OSRS #RuneScape #2007scape

Guess we here now too kekw any RuneScape enjoyers?