The Aerial Feminist
@aerialfeminist.bsky.social
Feminist harpy, circus weirdo, queer disaster. She/her. Ad abortion per aspera. 🌻
Pinned
One step closer to achieving my final form: Circus Barbie 💖
Mental health status: seriously contemplating buying matching hoodies for me, my gf, and our dog
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mental health status: seriously contemplating buying matching hoodies for me, my gf, and our dog
Reposted by The Aerial Feminist
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Immediate reactions to Wake Up Dead Man: loved it, priest dude was hot as fuck, I think it's my second favorite Knives Out film (behind the OG)
God I just want Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig to make these forever
God I just want Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig to make these forever
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Immediate reactions to Wake Up Dead Man: loved it, priest dude was hot as fuck, I think it's my second favorite Knives Out film (behind the OG)
God I just want Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig to make these forever
God I just want Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig to make these forever
All Jonathan Bailey characters know is yearn, leave women at the altar, eat hot chip, and lie
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
All Jonathan Bailey characters know is yearn, leave women at the altar, eat hot chip, and lie
Doing a double feature of Wicked: For Good and Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, which feels like a real "inside you there are two wolves" situation (if both wolves like movies with colons in the title)
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Doing a double feature of Wicked: For Good and Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, which feels like a real "inside you there are two wolves" situation (if both wolves like movies with colons in the title)
I've had my new tattoo for just over a week and the artist has posted it to her insta stories twice already (once on the day it was done, again today in a "November so far" collage) 😎
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I've had my new tattoo for just over a week and the artist has posted it to her insta stories twice already (once on the day it was done, again today in a "November so far" collage) 😎
Having to wait until next week to see the new Wicked movie bc of life stuff <<<<<
Deciding to a Black Friday double feature with my gf and pair new Wicked with new Knives Out >>>>>
Deciding to a Black Friday double feature with my gf and pair new Wicked with new Knives Out >>>>>
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Having to wait until next week to see the new Wicked movie bc of life stuff <<<<<
Deciding to a Black Friday double feature with my gf and pair new Wicked with new Knives Out >>>>>
Deciding to a Black Friday double feature with my gf and pair new Wicked with new Knives Out >>>>>
Damn Oregon, you're pretty
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Damn Oregon, you're pretty
Anyway it's perfect and I'm obsessed
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Anyway it's perfect and I'm obsessed
Got a new tattoo today and found myself wishing at times that it would hurt more
Which I realize might be the most annoying thing I've ever said, because there's no way for that to not sound wannabe edgy and disgustingly try hard, despite my best efforts
But it is also my masochist truth, so 🤷♀️
Which I realize might be the most annoying thing I've ever said, because there's no way for that to not sound wannabe edgy and disgustingly try hard, despite my best efforts
But it is also my masochist truth, so 🤷♀️
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Got a new tattoo today and found myself wishing at times that it would hurt more
Which I realize might be the most annoying thing I've ever said, because there's no way for that to not sound wannabe edgy and disgustingly try hard, despite my best efforts
But it is also my masochist truth, so 🤷♀️
Which I realize might be the most annoying thing I've ever said, because there's no way for that to not sound wannabe edgy and disgustingly try hard, despite my best efforts
But it is also my masochist truth, so 🤷♀️
Lol suck shit Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lol suck shit Cuomo
Getting warmer
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Getting warmer
A little supercut of me vibing on the wall yesterday 🤗
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A little supercut of me vibing on the wall yesterday 🤗
Watching s1 of UK Traitors and omg this cast is so messyyyyyyy 😂
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching s1 of UK Traitors and omg this cast is so messyyyyyyy 😂
I know there's Important Baseball Happening but please take a moment to appreciate this photo of my dog seemingly cuddling her own legs 🥹
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I know there's Important Baseball Happening but please take a moment to appreciate this photo of my dog seemingly cuddling her own legs 🥹
Inside you* there are two wolves
One is depressed and sleep-deprived; the other is a subby masochist
Both are about to cry at the slightest provocation
*and by you I mean me
One is depressed and sleep-deprived; the other is a subby masochist
Both are about to cry at the slightest provocation
*and by you I mean me
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Inside you* there are two wolves
One is depressed and sleep-deprived; the other is a subby masochist
Both are about to cry at the slightest provocation
*and by you I mean me
One is depressed and sleep-deprived; the other is a subby masochist
Both are about to cry at the slightest provocation
*and by you I mean me
Oops meant to be productive today but I fell into the "I have a thing later so I can't do anything else until the thing happens" trap
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oops meant to be productive today but I fell into the "I have a thing later so I can't do anything else until the thing happens" trap
Booked for a gig tonight but I kiiinda want it to get rained out, not really in the mood to do a whole hair+makeup+costume situation and drive to the venue just to juggle for 5 minutes 😅
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Booked for a gig tonight but I kiiinda want it to get rained out, not really in the mood to do a whole hair+makeup+costume situation and drive to the venue just to juggle for 5 minutes 😅
After this week's episode I'm a little bit convinced that the Taskmaster series 20 cast members were the Louvre robbers 😂
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
After this week's episode I'm a little bit convinced that the Taskmaster series 20 cast members were the Louvre robbers 😂
My tiktok algorithm is currently giving me nothing but Ted Lasso edits, sad dog videos, and FOB album rankings
So take from that what you will about the state of my mental health 😅
So take from that what you will about the state of my mental health 😅
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My tiktok algorithm is currently giving me nothing but Ted Lasso edits, sad dog videos, and FOB album rankings
So take from that what you will about the state of my mental health 😅
So take from that what you will about the state of my mental health 😅
Thank fuck it's finally heating pad season
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thank fuck it's finally heating pad season
A juggling knife got one of my toes real good last night 😬 thankfully I was wearing socks bc otherwise it would have been way worse, but the bruise is already pretty gnarly
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A juggling knife got one of my toes real good last night 😬 thankfully I was wearing socks bc otherwise it would have been way worse, but the bruise is already pretty gnarly
My nighttime snack of late has been one of those little babybel wheels of cheese and a couple of handfuls of nuts
It makes me feel like I'm in a Redwall book and it makes me happy
It makes me feel like I'm in a Redwall book and it makes me happy
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My nighttime snack of late has been one of those little babybel wheels of cheese and a couple of handfuls of nuts
It makes me feel like I'm in a Redwall book and it makes me happy
It makes me feel like I'm in a Redwall book and it makes me happy
Reposted by The Aerial Feminist
Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump: I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me / The same way I think of you
Me:
Me:
July 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump: I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me / The same way I think of you
Me:
Me:
It's been a rough year for me in the libido department, because ✨reasons✨
But Manny Jacinto doing a series on Quinn might be the thing that gets me to remember that sex exists lol
But Manny Jacinto doing a series on Quinn might be the thing that gets me to remember that sex exists lol
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's been a rough year for me in the libido department, because ✨reasons✨
But Manny Jacinto doing a series on Quinn might be the thing that gets me to remember that sex exists lol
But Manny Jacinto doing a series on Quinn might be the thing that gets me to remember that sex exists lol