No cheating. The last saved celebrity photo on your phone is your therapist.
(yike)
(yike)
April 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity photo on your phone is your therapist.
(yike)
(yike)
i love being a ghost fan bc it’s like months and months of watching speculation and theories on reddit or wherever and then they drop a video that’s just “here’s what you missed on Ghlee!”
April 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i love being a ghost fan bc it’s like months and months of watching speculation and theories on reddit or wherever and then they drop a video that’s just “here’s what you missed on Ghlee!”
I wonder if the IT guy that can see my every move on the company computer enjoys learning things like how pepper jack cheese is made or if decaf and regular coffee have different densities
February 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I wonder if the IT guy that can see my every move on the company computer enjoys learning things like how pepper jack cheese is made or if decaf and regular coffee have different densities
dropped avocado on my badflower shirt, call ‘em guacstars
February 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
dropped avocado on my badflower shirt, call ‘em guacstars
i just know kyle maclachlan would talk you through it like none other
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i just know kyle maclachlan would talk you through it like none other
reddit is down and I think the worst part is that now I just have to sit with my extreme disappointment and ponder who I have become
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
reddit is down and I think the worst part is that now I just have to sit with my extreme disappointment and ponder who I have become
connections spoiler:
i’m so mad there wasn’t a 4th rihanna song
i’m so mad there wasn’t a 4th rihanna song
February 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
connections spoiler:
i’m so mad there wasn’t a 4th rihanna song
i’m so mad there wasn’t a 4th rihanna song
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Five years ago, I took a two-day ride to Phantom Ranch in the #GrandCanyon. It was the start of five years of incredible outdoor adventures in the West.
February 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Five years ago, I took a two-day ride to Phantom Ranch in the #GrandCanyon. It was the start of five years of incredible outdoor adventures in the West.
Super Bowl Licks (LIX) is very funny to me
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Super Bowl Licks (LIX) is very funny to me
there’s something about a cowboy wailing on a saxophone, good god
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
there’s something about a cowboy wailing on a saxophone, good god
*planning bingo rounds*
“so should we do edge, blackout, edge, blackout?”
“yeah, sounds like my plans for Saturday night”
“so should we do edge, blackout, edge, blackout?”
“yeah, sounds like my plans for Saturday night”
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
*planning bingo rounds*
“so should we do edge, blackout, edge, blackout?”
“yeah, sounds like my plans for Saturday night”
“so should we do edge, blackout, edge, blackout?”
“yeah, sounds like my plans for Saturday night”
I’ve been trying to figure out where tf I’ve heard of Mulholland Drive since David Lynch died, bc it sure wasn’t the movie.
Turns out it was a Fall Out Boy song. It’s always a Fall Out Boy song :/
Turns out it was a Fall Out Boy song. It’s always a Fall Out Boy song :/
January 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve been trying to figure out where tf I’ve heard of Mulholland Drive since David Lynch died, bc it sure wasn’t the movie.
Turns out it was a Fall Out Boy song. It’s always a Fall Out Boy song :/
Turns out it was a Fall Out Boy song. It’s always a Fall Out Boy song :/
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“you can watch the new hunger games movie AFTER you finish your Steve-O book” is a parenting myself conversation I just had in my head
January 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“you can watch the new hunger games movie AFTER you finish your Steve-O book” is a parenting myself conversation I just had in my head
hey uhh super quick why is my not-ex-but-not-not-ex posting ghost songs on his ig story, i staked that claim long ago
December 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
hey uhh super quick why is my not-ex-but-not-not-ex posting ghost songs on his ig story, i staked that claim long ago
thanks for keeping me delusional co—star 🫶🏼
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
thanks for keeping me delusional co—star 🫶🏼
“the amount of emotional blue balls on you both have to be the size of soccer balls at least”
December 16, 2024 at 6:16 PM
“the amount of emotional blue balls on you both have to be the size of soccer balls at least”
they don’t tell you this is how baby guitars are made 😔
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
they don’t tell you this is how baby guitars are made 😔
forgot my ring camera picks up my indoor audio and just got a really fun video of me singing creep by radiohead, stopping to open the door and grab my hello fresh while looking around suspiciously, and then continuing to sing creep by radiohead once the door is closed
December 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM
forgot my ring camera picks up my indoor audio and just got a really fun video of me singing creep by radiohead, stopping to open the door and grab my hello fresh while looking around suspiciously, and then continuing to sing creep by radiohead once the door is closed
“I like your glasses they really fix your face”
“you have those things on your eyes!” (winged eyeliner)
“your breath stinks!” (multiple people/times, I was not one of them)
“spikey nail girl” (@ my brother’s gf whose name she didn’t bother to learn)
-commentary from my little cousin this week
“you have those things on your eyes!” (winged eyeliner)
“your breath stinks!” (multiple people/times, I was not one of them)
“spikey nail girl” (@ my brother’s gf whose name she didn’t bother to learn)
-commentary from my little cousin this week
December 1, 2024 at 5:00 PM
“I like your glasses they really fix your face”
“you have those things on your eyes!” (winged eyeliner)
“your breath stinks!” (multiple people/times, I was not one of them)
“spikey nail girl” (@ my brother’s gf whose name she didn’t bother to learn)
-commentary from my little cousin this week
“you have those things on your eyes!” (winged eyeliner)
“your breath stinks!” (multiple people/times, I was not one of them)
“spikey nail girl” (@ my brother’s gf whose name she didn’t bother to learn)
-commentary from my little cousin this week
“You can’t pick up every cat you see that’s nice!”
watch me 😠
watch me 😠
November 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
“You can’t pick up every cat you see that’s nice!”
watch me 😠
watch me 😠
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“just so you know this is basically how/where I grew up”
November 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
“just so you know this is basically how/where I grew up”