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Aaron Yonka
@adyonka.bsky.social
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Odd, but weirdly fascinating. Please scream inside your heart. Do not unauthorized disassemble. Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. (he, him, his)
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Marked safe from the WKRP turkey giveaway.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social For LEI Stack, perhaps….
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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No thank you.
A cabinet drawer labeled “Please Open” in large letters. A second, smaller label states “Tuberculosis”.
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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An image of a box of “Spooky Nerds” candy with the caption “Um, they prefer the term ‘goth’.”
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Thoughts and stairs.
An image of an escalator in the style of the Gadsden Flag with the caption DON’T TREAD ON ME.
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I’m on Team Grover
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Marked Safe From Taking medical advice from someone who cant pronounce acetaminophen
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Happy Rosh Hashanah greetings with an erroneous Chanukah menorah. Happy Rosh Hashanah greetings with erroneous boxes of matzah.
September 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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It is quite rowdy here at the “Weird Al”
Yankovic concert
A warning sign about moshing and crowd surfing.
September 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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A corrugated box labeled “ASS CLARINET”
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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No.
A point of purchase display of pumpkin spice Dude Wipes “with clove, nutmeg, & other fall stuff”.
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Advertisement for employment at Schnucks grocery store. The sign reads NOW HIRING MEAT
August 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Person throwing a subway sandwich in the traditional manner
August 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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A parody of the Gadsden flag where the coiled snake is wearing an ICE hat. A wrapped Subway sandwich is in the upper right corner. The caption reads “Don’t Bread On Me”.
August 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A parody of the Gadsden flag where the coiled snake is wearing an ICE hat. A wrapped Subway sandwich is in the upper right corner. The caption reads “Don’t Bread On Me”.
August 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A collage of pictures where Ohio State has misspelled their own name as OOHI, OIHO, and OHO.
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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An image of a medical examination of the male genitalia that Chat GPT incorrectly identifies as a nasal endoscopy procedure
August 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Seen in Warsaw, KY.
Bottles of Pawpaw Ale-8-1 soda pop
August 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A computer-generated picture of a leopard wearing a telephone headset. Caption reads, “WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN AVERAGE CALL VOLUMES. PLEASE KNOW YOUR FACE IS IMPORTANT TO US AND A LEOPARD WILL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.”
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Fixed it.
Stupid golf course sign altered by erasing all text except for Eric’s middle initial and last name so that the sign now reads “F. Trump”.
July 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The most accurate 4th of July decoration I have ever seen.
A red, white, and blue balloon arch with red and white star balloons and an inflatable $100 bill.
July 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM