Alex
@adulthumantype.bsky.social
Trying to forget the present. Berlin.
Great book if this is longer than 94 minutes I refuse to see it
Big news in Hollywood today—
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
Benedict Cumberbatch Hoping To Adapt Classic British Novel ‘Rogue Male’ Next Year
Benedict Cumberbatch remains committed to adapting 'Rogue Male,' the classic British novel he says inspired Ian Fleming to write James Bond.
deadline.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Great book if this is longer than 94 minutes I refuse to see it
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
When I get caught with a ventolin up my ass.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
When I get caught with a ventolin up my ass.
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Such rich and pleasurable reading, even when I don’t co-sign the choices, though I co-sign so many of Justin’s that my eventual list will look like I’m copying his homework.
Now more than ever, etc. Thrilled and proud to unveil, with the great @tnyfrontrow.bsky.social, our lists of the best films of 2025: www.newyorker.com/culture/2025...
The Best Films of 2025
Our critics rank their favorite movies of the year.
www.newyorker.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Such rich and pleasurable reading, even when I don’t co-sign the choices, though I co-sign so many of Justin’s that my eventual list will look like I’m copying his homework.
It’s not just that I like Arsenal losing (I really do) but watching their fans meltdown is always fucking hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s not just that I like Arsenal losing (I really do) but watching their fans meltdown is always fucking hilarious.
My pornhub wrapped just dropped
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My pornhub wrapped just dropped
It helps me sleep on planes, it is also beautiful and maybe my favourite.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It helps me sleep on planes, it is also beautiful and maybe my favourite.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Rio Ferdinand is single handedly delivering a Mick Fleetwood/ Sam Fox hosting the Brits calibre performance at the World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Rio Ferdinand is single handedly delivering a Mick Fleetwood/ Sam Fox hosting the Brits calibre performance at the World Cup draw.
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Issue 8 is out: The Extremely Specific This, Not That Gift Guide!
Looking for a book for
•Your weirdest friend?
•Your friend whose every 3rd text is gossip?
•Your friend you call when the heist goes sour?
•Your friend who won’t stop talking about Moby-Dick?
I’ve got you for those & many more!
Looking for a book for
•Your weirdest friend?
•Your friend whose every 3rd text is gossip?
•Your friend you call when the heist goes sour?
•Your friend who won’t stop talking about Moby-Dick?
I’ve got you for those & many more!
Issue 8: The Extremely Specific This, Not That Gift Guide
Having spent time the past few weeks thinking about your friends and family, every person on your holiday gift list, I present the following, ready to clip and take with you to the shops this weekend....
this-not-that.ghost.io
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Issue 8 is out: The Extremely Specific This, Not That Gift Guide!
Looking for a book for
•Your weirdest friend?
•Your friend whose every 3rd text is gossip?
•Your friend you call when the heist goes sour?
•Your friend who won’t stop talking about Moby-Dick?
I’ve got you for those & many more!
Looking for a book for
•Your weirdest friend?
•Your friend whose every 3rd text is gossip?
•Your friend you call when the heist goes sour?
•Your friend who won’t stop talking about Moby-Dick?
I’ve got you for those & many more!
Stupid early flight this morning but I did have the biography of Gorilla Monsoon to keep me company.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Stupid early flight this morning but I did have the biography of Gorilla Monsoon to keep me company.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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Anyway it's an honour the Guardian has licensed a version of a London Centric piece as today's Long Read. The pics are amazing. The fee will pay for me to hire a freelancer for a week. But mainly it means I'm freed from the alpaca... which is replaced by a snail.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
The snail farm don: is this the most brazen tax avoidance scheme of all time?
The long read: Terry Ball – renowned shoe salesman, friend to former mafiosi – has resolved to spend his last years finding ways to cheat authorities he feels have cheated him. His greatest ruse? A ta...
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Anyway it's an honour the Guardian has licensed a version of a London Centric piece as today's Long Read. The pics are amazing. The fee will pay for me to hire a freelancer for a week. But mainly it means I'm freed from the alpaca... which is replaced by a snail.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
Did any newspaper run with the headline Nancy Bhoys for Celtic’s new manager?
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Did any newspaper run with the headline Nancy Bhoys for Celtic’s new manager?
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What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
Stop legitimising the Toy Show you boot lickers.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Stop legitimising the Toy Show you boot lickers.
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Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
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Sincere thanks to Gregory Halpern, Pauline Vermare @ Brooklyn Museum & Magnum Photos for a weekend defining the framework for my book.
Continuing work as the series moves toward publication w/ Kehrer Verlag.
1) The Quickening, Herbal Abortifacients (2025)
2) Jessi, Witch, Queens, NY (2024)
Continuing work as the series moves toward publication w/ Kehrer Verlag.
1) The Quickening, Herbal Abortifacients (2025)
2) Jessi, Witch, Queens, NY (2024)
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sincere thanks to Gregory Halpern, Pauline Vermare @ Brooklyn Museum & Magnum Photos for a weekend defining the framework for my book.
Continuing work as the series moves toward publication w/ Kehrer Verlag.
1) The Quickening, Herbal Abortifacients (2025)
2) Jessi, Witch, Queens, NY (2024)
Continuing work as the series moves toward publication w/ Kehrer Verlag.
1) The Quickening, Herbal Abortifacients (2025)
2) Jessi, Witch, Queens, NY (2024)
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Welcome home for Christmas, Daniel.
(prints of my work available now - link in bio)
(prints of my work available now - link in bio)
![Scene is a domestic TEENAGE BEDROOM which has been turned into a JUNK STORAGE ROOM by the parents since their son left home. Nirvana poster, Beasti Boys poster, plus cardboard boxes, a running machine, a computer desk, etc. On the floor though, is said teenager, a guy called DANIEL, now an adult returned home for Christmas and having to sleep on a mattress on the floor among all this stuff. On his head, as he wakes up, is his parents' cat, CLIVE.
[Close up on Daniel's closed eyes]
[Daniel slowly opens eyes to realise Clive is sat on his head]
CLIVE THE CAT:
Well, well, well.
CLIVE:
The prodigal son returns!
Happy Christmas, Daniel.
DANIEL:
Hello Clive
CLIVE:
So sorry I’ve sat on your head. I didn't see you down there among all this... junk.
Such a shame they turned your old bedroom into a storage cupboard.... How the mighty have fallen!
34 years old and forced to sleep under dad’s computer desk with your pillow on the running machine...
While I have the freedom of the house!
Admit it, Daniel...
I am the son now.
I alone am prince of the prince of this domain!
DANIEL:
No! You’re just the cat!
CLIVE:
You’re gone, Daniel. I’ve sprayed it all! Everything!
Even....
[Show a teddy on a shelf]
...Mr Bumble.
DANIEL:
Nooo
CLIVE:
I AM THE SON NOW
DANIEL:
You bastard...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Welcome home for Christmas, Daniel.
(prints of my work available now - link in bio)
(prints of my work available now - link in bio)
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It really is mad how mental Glasgow Rangers are.
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It really is mad how mental Glasgow Rangers are.
Maybe I was too sleepy but I thought Wake Up Dead Man was fucking tedious. Josh O’Connor was great and Daniel Craig rocked good suit.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe I was too sleepy but I thought Wake Up Dead Man was fucking tedious. Josh O’Connor was great and Daniel Craig rocked good suit.
