Shout out to the guy who came in earlier wearing a sweatshirt that said “I’m just thinkin’ about boobs”. Me too, buddy 👍🏻

Our front door sounds like Chewbacca 👍🏻

Cozy bedtime snuggles with my girl 🥰

There was not a time in my life, up until this point, where I ever thought I’d have a nose bleed from a flirtatious pigeon enthusiastically shoving her entire beak up my nostril. I’m kinda here for it.

oh cool a new internet thing I’m on that I don’t know what it is!!!!!!