I really enjoyed my tour of Winchester cathedral, but I was distracted by the candles casting the shadow of a cock and balls on St Swithuns tomb. I’m proper posh, me.

This is genuinely the most shocking statement I have read in a long time….

I saw this oddity the other day in the back lot of a company that supplies cars for film and tv. It’s adapted from a Rover P4. I wonder what its story is?

Everything that’s wrong with America in one tweet. And Britain - you’ve seen this now. Do you want to be next?

Jeffrey from Romania is pleased to see his pal on here rather than (ahem) the other place..