Adrian Burt 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈
@adrianburt.bsky.social
Writer, artist, man with feet, guy who can take out the trash, husband, cat guardian, defender of trans kids, makes a bomb spicy ramen.
Hegseth: Oh boy, 3PM. *Picks up a whiskey bottle and starts chugging*
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hegseth: Oh boy, 3PM. *Picks up a whiskey bottle and starts chugging*
Trump would sell all of that territory for a nickle.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Trump would sell all of that territory for a nickle.
Well, if he keeps trying to kick off the war through illegal orders, the actual military might stop him.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well, if he keeps trying to kick off the war through illegal orders, the actual military might stop him.
We're going to war with Venezuela for the same reason we went to war with Iraq only this time they're too lazy to make up a casus beli.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We're going to war with Venezuela for the same reason we went to war with Iraq only this time they're too lazy to make up a casus beli.
Help Mr Government we made a bunch of stupid decisions and now the consequences are coming. Please reroute money from cancer research so we can keep being reckless idiots.
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Help Mr Government we made a bunch of stupid decisions and now the consequences are coming. Please reroute money from cancer research so we can keep being reckless idiots.
Okay but like can you do it anyway?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Okay but like can you do it anyway?
All Vivian Medrano hate has this energy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
All Vivian Medrano hate has this energy.
Yes this is why I had to specify that I'm being sarcastic because I'm making fun of these losers.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yes this is why I had to specify that I'm being sarcastic because I'm making fun of these losers.
He needs to wear his name on his hat otherwise he forgets who he is.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He needs to wear his name on his hat otherwise he forgets who he is.
The paradox of the patriot. The people who are most vocal in calling themselves patriots hate the vast majority of their own country and its people.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The paradox of the patriot. The people who are most vocal in calling themselves patriots hate the vast majority of their own country and its people.
Who shot Kirk not Babylon Bee? Who shot him?
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Who shot Kirk not Babylon Bee? Who shot him?
Don Dapper is hardly a product of his time because guys like him are still over represented in marketing. So no I wouldn't be a Don Dapper in the 60's for the same reason I'm not one today because those social issues are still alive and kicking.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Don Dapper is hardly a product of his time because guys like him are still over represented in marketing. So no I wouldn't be a Don Dapper in the 60's for the same reason I'm not one today because those social issues are still alive and kicking.
Oh I get it. I have my own term for this it's called everything from Palladium Games.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh I get it. I have my own term for this it's called everything from Palladium Games.
Besides Shadowrun do you have any other examples?
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Besides Shadowrun do you have any other examples?
We need to impeach him in order to bring charges against him first.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We need to impeach him in order to bring charges against him first.
Autism causes vaccines
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Autism causes vaccines
Why are we posting industrial dehumidifiers?
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why are we posting industrial dehumidifiers?
I keep forgetting that along with being incredibly dumb, he's also a junkie.
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I keep forgetting that along with being incredibly dumb, he's also a junkie.