Orion the Dodo
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Orion the Dodo
@adodo.bsky.social
bird brained. dog pilled. they. them. non-binary. air buds gay lover. pnw.
the overworked, underpaid hiring manager recieving their final-hour application from twitter handle "gooner_bussy_420" and trading their blissful ignorance for a 200 dollar christmas bonus
December 12, 2023 at 5:31 PM
the villains in dog movies are always the most psychotic people ever. "I hope those puppies rot in hell" is too common a phrase they say to something that looks like this goofy boy 🐻‍❄️
December 3, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Orion the Dodo
Does anyone happen to know of anyone lookin for roommates around northern seattle or everett~ish in Washington? figure reaching down out here would be good
November 27, 2023 at 6:06 PM
adrenochrome is just the chemical that gets released into your brain after a turkey dinner that makes you sleepy
November 23, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I'm not caught up on my minions lore but honestly mad respect to illumination for not making a mad hot minion with massive ba-donka donks named joeli and making her the rival to the minions we know and love
November 18, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Yo! I'm Orion, I'm a dodo! I really think they're pretty neat! I'm coming in with some sick dodo facts from a paper I did in community college! Starting with the opening quote from a book that made me cry, "The Song of the Dodo" by David Quammen.

1 - We really aren't sure what a dodo sounded like?
November 10, 2023 at 8:53 AM