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Danny Jones
@adeptusanxietus.bsky.social
Tall, woke, grumpy and nerdy

He/Him

See my nonsense on Instagram too https://www.instagram.com/weightlossjonesy/profilecard/?igsh=MWRmNDd3NWM5Zzd3cw==
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Gah I am so proud of this finished mini! Final-boss worthy for D&D? I think sooooo
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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There's an extraordinary chutzpah in appearing on one of the most popular chat shows on the planet and declaring that you're stupider than a chimp.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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jimmy fallon: do you use chatgpt to make your wife cum?

sam altman: i cannot imagine making my wife cum...

jimmy fallon: ...without chatgpt, you mean?

sam altman: ...sure
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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New Home Office impact assessment finds that cutting skilled and social care visas will cost the UK up to £10 billion with a central estimate of -£5.4 billion.

It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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These doors are incel proof, they will never find the lock.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Daniel Plainly-correct-view
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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one of the great parts about the mix of conservative brain and individualism is that they are all unlikeable and so paranoid of others that they are incapable of forming friendships let alone an actual positive community
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten is that your aim should not be to love yourself, but to love BEING yourself.

It became my Northstar. When being who I am feels right, when I feel good about how I'm acting... in short, when it feels fun to be me, I know I'm on the right track.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Tarantino’s big mistake is that anyone who watches enough movies to have an opinion on Paul Dano loves the kind of movies Paul Dano acts in
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Suggest filling envelope with glitter first, but excellent plan.
via Anthony Corella
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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The pigs with their heads in your trough want you to think the field mice are to blame for you going hungry.
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Reading a translation of the poet Cesar Vallejo, who used to sprinkle his poems with neologisms, and I appreciate they must be a right faff to translate but this one sounds like something they'd say on Waynes' World
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!"
Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I cannot find my birth certificate, can somebody please come help?

It isn’t my fault, for I was born a buffoon you see.

My marriage in February depends on it…
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM