Nothing worth seeing in the Shore area Jersey sky right now (we keep checking), but the fact that every molecule of our body is made up of dreck cast off by star explosions and crap is wild and mind-boggling.

It's ALL about the hams. Just start grabbing every ham you can find. Fresh. Canned. Spiral-cut. You just couldn't ever lose with ham.

All that can be 100% true and we can STILL express disappointment with the democratic party's fecklessness.

Jimmy, you might be the most relatable and believable famous person in America, and the fact that your childhood friend was your show's bandleader only reinforces that. I know you're legitimately grieving this loss and I feel for you, man. And of course all who loved Cleto. 💜

I want him out because of the "Kentucky-Fried French Fries" joke. Unforgivable. Dead to me.

Here's Tiberius still recovering from the excitement of having (human) company on Saturday night. Taken around 5 p.m. Sunday afternoon.

If anything from this past week gave us clear signs about the path forward, even moreso than Tuesday's success, it was Senate democrats' cowardice and surrender. Time to chuck Chuck. I'll help him pack for Boca.

As I've said on here about a half dozen times, I'm right here in Jersey, and I will gladly come to NY and help pack Schumer's shit for his move to Boca. Open offer. Take me up on it SOON, Chuck.

@kim.senate.gov for Senate Minority Leader! Chuck Chuck! (I'll help him pack for his move to Boca. Open offer).

As a well-read (I think) lifelong New Jerseyan, a shore-region resident of nearly 6 years, and a disbeliever in all supernatural phenomena (both religious and paranormal), I fully and wholeheartedly approve of and endorse this decision on the part of both the Canadians and Ms. LaVelle (née Polizzi)

@wkamaubell.bsky.social!!! Love that guy!!!

Nobody. Knows.

I had my share of reservations about Mikie*, but she got this one exactly right.

*I voted to send her to both congress and the governor's mansion, but my primary vote went to @rasjbaraka.bsky.social

I hope it launches a thousand primary opponents for Senate Democrats.