Scrooge, when he comes back to the Cratchit house:

In. My. Element.

In “The Santa Clause” (1994), Peter Boyle plays Tim Allen’s boss and then inexplicably plays Father Time in the next two movies.

So he definitely killed the last Father Time, right?

Visiting my parents in Illinois last week reminded me of one of my favorite Midwestern-isms: unnecessarily pluralizing things.

For example, my dad will forever and always call this “Audibles”

“Welp, looks like it’s time for AI to take over the writers rooms”

Meanwhile, AI:

Regret to inform everyone that I’ve been in an airport lounge for exactly 1 trip and I’m gonna be absolutely insufferable from now on