Scrooge, when he comes back to the Cratchit house:

In. My. Element.

In “The Santa Clause” (1994), Peter Boyle plays Tim Allen’s boss and then inexplicably plays Father Time in the next two movies.

So he definitely killed the last Father Time, right?

Hi all, I’m back!

Since I’m starting fresh, I think I need “a thing” on here.

How does everyone feel about me mostly yelling about Star Wars?

Someone recently reposted this banger and it is so good

New newsletter from me: Republicans keep referring to Daniel Penny as a "good Samaritan," but they're actually thinking of the Punisher

https://parkerm.co/punisher

Visiting my parents in Illinois last week reminded me of one of my favorite Midwestern-isms: unnecessarily pluralizing things.

For example, my dad will forever and always call this “Audibles”

I love how Serious People get concerned that spaces like Bluesky will be “echo chambers” as if being on Twitter was like subjecting yourself to scientific peer review instead of like walking through the monkey house on Taco Tuesday

Parker, as usual, hits the nail right on the head

Mandy Patinkin goes hard as hell, it's just a law of the universe

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“Welp, looks like it’s time for AI to take over the writers rooms”

Meanwhile, AI:

Regret to inform everyone that I’ve been in an airport lounge for exactly 1 trip and I’m gonna be absolutely insufferable from now on

Hey all! Excited to be here and thank you to @parkermolloy.com!