Adam "Mr. Met", from Carrier
@adamdowner.bsky.social
Reporter at the Daily Beast. Also doing the singing and dancing in Carrier, the best band in New York babyyy.
The Legacy Music Publication is borrowing a maga dog whistle for rejecting the evidence of your senses to further defend Taylor’s billionaire whinefest from real criticism after already giving it pre-stamped, wall to wall positive coverage. Hope the money was worth it.
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The Legacy Music Publication is borrowing a maga dog whistle for rejecting the evidence of your senses to further defend Taylor’s billionaire whinefest from real criticism after already giving it pre-stamped, wall to wall positive coverage. Hope the money was worth it.
you can't call people midbrow pseuds anymore. you cant say they stunk. because of woke
September 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
you can't call people midbrow pseuds anymore. you cant say they stunk. because of woke
this is me, i work here now btw
Reports indicate that E.J. Antoni has been posting sexist and bigoted attacks on Twitter for a decade.
Trump’s Jobs Stats Pick Exposed as Secret S**t-Poster
Reports indicate that E.J. Antoni has been posting sexist and bigoted attacks on Twitter for a decade, from handles that have since been deleted.
trib.al
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
this is me, i work here now btw
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if it becomes pee then a drink it be, but if it is pooed then youre havin food
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if it becomes pee then a drink it be, but if it is pooed then youre havin food
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anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive
oh so The Residence's shower head bit was a trump gag
April 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
oh so The Residence's shower head bit was a trump gag
Christ take some fucking responsibility you ghoul (referring to brooks)
April 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Christ take some fucking responsibility you ghoul (referring to brooks)
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If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned
March 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned
My official last notification ever from X, the Everything App
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My official last notification ever from X, the Everything App
we need a little less woke mind virus and a little more woke kind virus
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
we need a little less woke mind virus and a little more woke kind virus
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
If Democrats want to win elections, they must use Twitter to tweet Pig Poop Balls at Marco Rubio. It may be hard, but activism is never easy.
“Leaving X because you don’t like Elon is the kind of purity politics that landed Democrats in this mess to begin with.”
Democrats Face an Existential Crisis on X
Conversations with a dozen insiders point to a party that is unsure about whether to leave or engage with the increasingly MAGA platform.
www.politico.com
December 1, 2024 at 6:48 PM
If Democrats want to win elections, they must use Twitter to tweet Pig Poop Balls at Marco Rubio. It may be hard, but activism is never easy.
After eight and a half years with Know Your Meme, the media layoff epidemic hit me. Looking for comms/journalism/copywriting/digital media gigs. If you know anyone who needs a good writer and editor who is also a big pop culture dork, hit me up www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBcF...
The Fall of Handsome Squidward
YouTube video by A Nonymous
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
After eight and a half years with Know Your Meme, the media layoff epidemic hit me. Looking for comms/journalism/copywriting/digital media gigs. If you know anyone who needs a good writer and editor who is also a big pop culture dork, hit me up www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBcF...
(taps mic nervously)
“H…hawk t’ruah, cease on that thing…”
“H…hawk t’ruah, cease on that thing…”
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
(taps mic nervously)
“H…hawk t’ruah, cease on that thing…”
“H…hawk t’ruah, cease on that thing…”
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‘They love ordering packages’: Delivery worker calls out apartment residents who order packages
October 31, 2024 at 2:33 PM
‘They love ordering packages’: Delivery worker calls out apartment residents who order packages
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three stages of evolution if the Pokémon were called “Yankees Fan”
October 30, 2024 at 1:45 AM
three stages of evolution if the Pokémon were called “Yankees Fan”
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honestly if we lose to trump the country is so obviously bone-deep fucked and poisonous that casting blame within the broadest coalition of the left is fruitless. it would mean it was sisyphean all along.
October 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
honestly if we lose to trump the country is so obviously bone-deep fucked and poisonous that casting blame within the broadest coalition of the left is fruitless. it would mean it was sisyphean all along.
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he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena
October 19, 2024 at 12:55 AM
he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
love sally rooney
October 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
love sally rooney
Coming back here now that they are stealing posts away from me on hellsite to say: hello what is up
July 1, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Coming back here now that they are stealing posts away from me on hellsite to say: hello what is up
