Adam Bissonnette
@adambissonnette.bsky.social
🇨🇦 He/Him. How do you write a profile again?
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Hi, I'm Adam, and I don't know what to put. I think of myself as a hobbyist; I like to try a bunch of new things for the experience, but turning them into professions / side hustles seems to be beyond me. I love to tell a story, play my sax (but I suck at it,) game, write and read.
Hi, I'm Adam, and I don't know what to put. I think of myself as a hobbyist; I like to try a bunch of new things for the experience, but turning them into professions / side hustles seems to be beyond me. I love to tell a story, play my sax (but I suck at it,) game, write and read.
Happiness is jettisoning $400 in groceries and errand purchases and still finding out you came in under budget.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Happiness is jettisoning $400 in groceries and errand purchases and still finding out you came in under budget.
The Peanut Lady incident can now be put to rest, but in the most infuriating way possible.
I cannot get out of retail fast enough, I swear.
I cannot get out of retail fast enough, I swear.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Peanut Lady incident can now be put to rest, but in the most infuriating way possible.
I cannot get out of retail fast enough, I swear.
I cannot get out of retail fast enough, I swear.
Today has been a rollercoaster.
Peanut Lady can kiss the fattest part of my ass, but I finally broke ground on a campaign for B-Team that I've been wanting to write for a while: The Search for Smash.
That's ...3 D&D campaigns I have in the works now. 😵💫
Peanut Lady can kiss the fattest part of my ass, but I finally broke ground on a campaign for B-Team that I've been wanting to write for a while: The Search for Smash.
That's ...3 D&D campaigns I have in the works now. 😵💫
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Today has been a rollercoaster.
Peanut Lady can kiss the fattest part of my ass, but I finally broke ground on a campaign for B-Team that I've been wanting to write for a while: The Search for Smash.
That's ...3 D&D campaigns I have in the works now. 😵💫
Peanut Lady can kiss the fattest part of my ass, but I finally broke ground on a campaign for B-Team that I've been wanting to write for a while: The Search for Smash.
That's ...3 D&D campaigns I have in the works now. 😵💫
DICE SLINGIN' NIGHT!
R.I.P Armdahr, Yuan-ti Pureblood Monk. Slain by a Doppleganger and a hilariously terrible decision (by the party paladin to accidentally heal the doppleganger thereby allowing the doppleganger to coup-de-grace Armdahr.)
Doppleganger. (just wanted to type it again.)
R.I.P Armdahr, Yuan-ti Pureblood Monk. Slain by a Doppleganger and a hilariously terrible decision (by the party paladin to accidentally heal the doppleganger thereby allowing the doppleganger to coup-de-grace Armdahr.)
Doppleganger. (just wanted to type it again.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
DICE SLINGIN' NIGHT!
R.I.P Armdahr, Yuan-ti Pureblood Monk. Slain by a Doppleganger and a hilariously terrible decision (by the party paladin to accidentally heal the doppleganger thereby allowing the doppleganger to coup-de-grace Armdahr.)
Doppleganger. (just wanted to type it again.)
R.I.P Armdahr, Yuan-ti Pureblood Monk. Slain by a Doppleganger and a hilariously terrible decision (by the party paladin to accidentally heal the doppleganger thereby allowing the doppleganger to coup-de-grace Armdahr.)
Doppleganger. (just wanted to type it again.)
There's nothing quite like hoofing it home from a random intersection on the bus route's detour path two neighbourhoods away with a gout flare kicking up because the pain meds you took 8 hours ago are wearing off, ice all over the sidewalks, and traffic being unable to control itself on the rinks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
There's nothing quite like hoofing it home from a random intersection on the bus route's detour path two neighbourhoods away with a gout flare kicking up because the pain meds you took 8 hours ago are wearing off, ice all over the sidewalks, and traffic being unable to control itself on the rinks.
"Hi, I'm going to be late, the bus driver wanted to give slaloming a bus down a hill backwards" is not a sentence that I thought I'd ever say, but here we are.
Hashtag first big snow day.
Hashtag first big snow day.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Hi, I'm going to be late, the bus driver wanted to give slaloming a bus down a hill backwards" is not a sentence that I thought I'd ever say, but here we are.
Hashtag first big snow day.
Hashtag first big snow day.
I'm now calling the void-cat "Shitfoot" instead of "Stupid." 😒
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm now calling the void-cat "Shitfoot" instead of "Stupid." 😒
I haven't finished writing Ki & Katana. I haven't finished writing C-Team's "The Grasp of the Dead" campaign.
I am going to start writing B-Team's "The Search for Smash" because I was randomly thinking about Thraka and how much he misses his cast iron cauldron today.
I am going to start writing B-Team's "The Search for Smash" because I was randomly thinking about Thraka and how much he misses his cast iron cauldron today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I haven't finished writing Ki & Katana. I haven't finished writing C-Team's "The Grasp of the Dead" campaign.
I am going to start writing B-Team's "The Search for Smash" because I was randomly thinking about Thraka and how much he misses his cast iron cauldron today.
I am going to start writing B-Team's "The Search for Smash" because I was randomly thinking about Thraka and how much he misses his cast iron cauldron today.
You know, for as much as I absolutely adored playing Tales of Berseria, I'm... not really all that jazzed about a remaster. Might also be because I beat it in 2021 and I haven't really felt the urge to finish an RPG since then despite having started Tales of Arise some time ago.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You know, for as much as I absolutely adored playing Tales of Berseria, I'm... not really all that jazzed about a remaster. Might also be because I beat it in 2021 and I haven't really felt the urge to finish an RPG since then despite having started Tales of Arise some time ago.
God dammit.
I hope Operation: Total Recall succeeds wildly at this point. I wanted it to succeed anyways because the UCP are a bunch of drunk idiots to begin with, but these monsters need to lose their jobs last year.
I hope Operation: Total Recall succeeds wildly at this point. I wanted it to succeed anyways because the UCP are a bunch of drunk idiots to begin with, but these monsters need to lose their jobs last year.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
God dammit.
I hope Operation: Total Recall succeeds wildly at this point. I wanted it to succeed anyways because the UCP are a bunch of drunk idiots to begin with, but these monsters need to lose their jobs last year.
I hope Operation: Total Recall succeeds wildly at this point. I wanted it to succeed anyways because the UCP are a bunch of drunk idiots to begin with, but these monsters need to lose their jobs last year.
I'm at the stage now where I would absolutely give anything for someone - anyone - to clue in to the idea that while there are headphones on my head, I can't hear what goes on in the world around me.
Don't ask me anything, don't ask things of me. I cannot hear you, nor do I want to.
Jesus fuck.
Don't ask me anything, don't ask things of me. I cannot hear you, nor do I want to.
Jesus fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm at the stage now where I would absolutely give anything for someone - anyone - to clue in to the idea that while there are headphones on my head, I can't hear what goes on in the world around me.
Don't ask me anything, don't ask things of me. I cannot hear you, nor do I want to.
Jesus fuck.
Don't ask me anything, don't ask things of me. I cannot hear you, nor do I want to.
Jesus fuck.
Man, the Doom: The Dark Ages soundtrack goes really hard.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Man, the Doom: The Dark Ages soundtrack goes really hard.
I should add another short story to my ever growing list; Raidax and Dia de los Muertos.
I have this mental image of him standing at his parent's graves, surrounded by the ghosts of all the people he knew who were killed along the course of his life, like the near entirety of his former guild.
I have this mental image of him standing at his parent's graves, surrounded by the ghosts of all the people he knew who were killed along the course of his life, like the near entirety of his former guild.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I should add another short story to my ever growing list; Raidax and Dia de los Muertos.
I have this mental image of him standing at his parent's graves, surrounded by the ghosts of all the people he knew who were killed along the course of his life, like the near entirety of his former guild.
I have this mental image of him standing at his parent's graves, surrounded by the ghosts of all the people he knew who were killed along the course of his life, like the near entirety of his former guild.
I don't think I'm ever going to not shit myself when I'm happily chopping/digging along in Minecraft and an Enderman just teleports in.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't think I'm ever going to not shit myself when I'm happily chopping/digging along in Minecraft and an Enderman just teleports in.
1!
1 Trick or treater!
AH! AH! AH!
1 Trick or treater!
AH! AH! AH!
count von count from sesame street is sitting on a table with a can of tissues in front of him .
ALT: count von count from sesame street is sitting on a table with a can of tissues in front of him .
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November 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
1!
1 Trick or treater!
AH! AH! AH!
1 Trick or treater!
AH! AH! AH!
I need to stop overestimating my ability to overcome illnesses as I get older. Mentally, I'm not 41 (especially when I conduct a sphincter sonata.)
Physically? I guess I'm actually 41 because I sure don't bounce back as fast as I used to.
Physically? I guess I'm actually 41 because I sure don't bounce back as fast as I used to.
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I need to stop overestimating my ability to overcome illnesses as I get older. Mentally, I'm not 41 (especially when I conduct a sphincter sonata.)
Physically? I guess I'm actually 41 because I sure don't bounce back as fast as I used to.
Physically? I guess I'm actually 41 because I sure don't bounce back as fast as I used to.
I can't hear Waltz of the Flowers and take anything its attached to seriously.
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I can't hear Waltz of the Flowers and take anything its attached to seriously.
New Horde alts?
New Horde alts.
New Horde alts.
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New Horde alts?
New Horde alts.
New Horde alts.
I'm trying - and failing - to come up with a more apt nickname for the household void than "Stupid."
October 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I'm trying - and failing - to come up with a more apt nickname for the household void than "Stupid."
Hey here's a goofy question. Does anyone still play that horsegirl gatcha game anymore? I hardly see anything about it being mentioned these days.
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hey here's a goofy question. Does anyone still play that horsegirl gatcha game anymore? I hardly see anything about it being mentioned these days.
After taking my romp down memory lane, it would seem as though WoW has gifted me my Arathor alts from ages past (Cataclysm. Can you believe it?) Only problem is, while I still have Flintlocke's name intact, I'm no longer able to use Blasphemy's name.
...What does one name a gnome DK these days?
...What does one name a gnome DK these days?
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
After taking my romp down memory lane, it would seem as though WoW has gifted me my Arathor alts from ages past (Cataclysm. Can you believe it?) Only problem is, while I still have Flintlocke's name intact, I'm no longer able to use Blasphemy's name.
...What does one name a gnome DK these days?
...What does one name a gnome DK these days?
It's ...uh ... *checks calendar* October 21st. This sort of stuff usually happens /before/ the change, right?
Or is this warning me that my feed is going to be filled by ads and profiles of people I don't want as my "friends?" Because that ship sailed a while ago.
Why can't I have nice things?
Or is this warning me that my feed is going to be filled by ads and profiles of people I don't want as my "friends?" Because that ship sailed a while ago.
Why can't I have nice things?
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's ...uh ... *checks calendar* October 21st. This sort of stuff usually happens /before/ the change, right?
Or is this warning me that my feed is going to be filled by ads and profiles of people I don't want as my "friends?" Because that ship sailed a while ago.
Why can't I have nice things?
Or is this warning me that my feed is going to be filled by ads and profiles of people I don't want as my "friends?" Because that ship sailed a while ago.
Why can't I have nice things?
Long live democracy.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Long live democracy.
I want there to be one day, one single day, where I turn something on or go to do something around the house, and nothing explodes, smokes up, falls apart, or needs to be deep cleaned in order to be useful. It's not a big ask. I think. But I want chicken for lunch... the oven shouldn't smoke up. 🤦♂️
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I want there to be one day, one single day, where I turn something on or go to do something around the house, and nothing explodes, smokes up, falls apart, or needs to be deep cleaned in order to be useful. It's not a big ask. I think. But I want chicken for lunch... the oven shouldn't smoke up. 🤦♂️
I expected to see it, but it's still awe-inspiring to see my feeds full of protest footage.
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I expected to see it, but it's still awe-inspiring to see my feeds full of protest footage.