Jefdf
@actualjeff.bsky.social
An ashtray for my most mid musings
Finally giving Strange Horticulture a whirl.
I'm digging it so far, it's kind of like if Papers Please chilled the fuck out
I'm digging it so far, it's kind of like if Papers Please chilled the fuck out
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Finally giving Strange Horticulture a whirl.
I'm digging it so far, it's kind of like if Papers Please chilled the fuck out
I'm digging it so far, it's kind of like if Papers Please chilled the fuck out
This year, wow them with the gift of an 8.5x11 sheet with a QR code printed on it
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This year, wow them with the gift of an 8.5x11 sheet with a QR code printed on it
The full length movie that follows Pixar Shorts should be called Pixar Pants
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The full length movie that follows Pixar Shorts should be called Pixar Pants
Slippers keep my feet warm but they make me forget how to walk like putting socks on a dog
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Slippers keep my feet warm but they make me forget how to walk like putting socks on a dog
The ads when I need to go to bed
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The ads when I need to go to bed
I've named my fists Thoughts and Prayers cause they're empty and don't do anything
i've named my fists Holmes and Yo-Yo because one of them is a robot played by John Schuck
I've named my fists Hall and Oates because whoa-oh here they come, watch out boy, they'll chew you up
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've named my fists Thoughts and Prayers cause they're empty and don't do anything
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Canada’s top political leaders are climate deniers. There’s no such thing as “decarbonized” oil and no environmentally conscious way to increase fossil fuel production.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Canada’s top political leaders are climate deniers. There’s no such thing as “decarbonized” oil and no environmentally conscious way to increase fossil fuel production.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
calm tf down halls you're sick-boy candy from a dusty purse
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
calm tf down halls you're sick-boy candy from a dusty purse
Flickin' doohickeys for ambivalent kitties
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Flickin' doohickeys for ambivalent kitties
When has gravity ever helped anyone?
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When has gravity ever helped anyone?
Microsoft Blight Simulator 2025
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Microsoft Blight Simulator 2025
not that bad is the new good
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
not that bad is the new good
Fretless bass is just bass in cursive
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fretless bass is just bass in cursive
I hate the criticism of Canada Post being poorly run because it's not making money.
It's taxpayer funded... if it were making money it would mean that they're pocketing taxpayer dollars...
Surely you don't want your taxes just sitting there in someones bank account not doing anything?
It's taxpayer funded... if it were making money it would mean that they're pocketing taxpayer dollars...
Surely you don't want your taxes just sitting there in someones bank account not doing anything?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I hate the criticism of Canada Post being poorly run because it's not making money.
It's taxpayer funded... if it were making money it would mean that they're pocketing taxpayer dollars...
Surely you don't want your taxes just sitting there in someones bank account not doing anything?
It's taxpayer funded... if it were making money it would mean that they're pocketing taxpayer dollars...
Surely you don't want your taxes just sitting there in someones bank account not doing anything?
Game show contestants when asked what they're gonna do with the money,
Then: I'm gonna travel around the world maybe buy a boat, and take all my friends with me
Now: I can finally afford to start a family, pay off some of my student loan, get some at home care for my gran
Then: I'm gonna travel around the world maybe buy a boat, and take all my friends with me
Now: I can finally afford to start a family, pay off some of my student loan, get some at home care for my gran
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Game show contestants when asked what they're gonna do with the money,
Then: I'm gonna travel around the world maybe buy a boat, and take all my friends with me
Now: I can finally afford to start a family, pay off some of my student loan, get some at home care for my gran
Then: I'm gonna travel around the world maybe buy a boat, and take all my friends with me
Now: I can finally afford to start a family, pay off some of my student loan, get some at home care for my gran
Was reading Shift by Hugh Howey this evening and...
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Was reading Shift by Hugh Howey this evening and...
Now is the winternet of our discontinternet
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Now is the winternet of our discontinternet
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Proposed N.B. data centre would gobble up equivalent of nearly half of Tantramar gas plant’s electricity: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Proposed data centre would need almost half of Tantramar gas plant’s power | CBC News
A proposed data centre in the Lorneville area of Saint John would gobble up the equivalent of almost half the electricity N.B. Power will get from a controversial natural gas plant in the Tantramar ar...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Proposed N.B. data centre would gobble up equivalent of nearly half of Tantramar gas plant’s electricity: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Gonna start referring to being in a good mood despite crummy circumstances as "up in the dumps"
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Gonna start referring to being in a good mood despite crummy circumstances as "up in the dumps"
The new upcoming Michael Jackson biopic got me thinking about the batshit Sega Genesis game I had when I was a kid. Then I remembered it was a tie in for a batshit movie where he turns into a mech to fight Joe Pesci
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker 1988 Movie Trailer
YouTube video by Mopcast Network
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The new upcoming Michael Jackson biopic got me thinking about the batshit Sega Genesis game I had when I was a kid. Then I remembered it was a tie in for a batshit movie where he turns into a mech to fight Joe Pesci
The difference between ineffable and unfuckable
the best evidence for the existence of an ineffable soul, each of us having a subjective experience linked to the physical body yet separate from it, is that billionaires clearly lack one, dead-eyed in darkness, begging the computer to love them, as if they would be able to feel if it did
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The difference between ineffable and unfuckable
Wait, it's November? This is going to ruin my whole month!
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wait, it's November? This is going to ruin my whole month!
I love in survival horror games when you're out of gun food and desperately need healing items, but instead the game gives you $100
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love in survival horror games when you're out of gun food and desperately need healing items, but instead the game gives you $100
Goose-bumps 😐
Goose-pimples 🤢
Goose-flesh 🤮
Goose-pimples 🤢
Goose-flesh 🤮
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Goose-bumps 😐
Goose-pimples 🤢
Goose-flesh 🤮
Goose-pimples 🤢
Goose-flesh 🤮