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Tbf, I slipped on some grease and caught myself with the funniest look on my face

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Yes Perry 👍

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I deadass told a guy once like, "dude, newborn moose on ice have more grace than I do. Do not expect this pasty ass white bread to be able to do anything as graceful as a Disney Princess."

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I mean- But also West isn't super active and I don't wanna accidentally whammy them with angst outta nowhere akfkdmr

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A customer asked me that about my burn scars and I was like, "no? I just work with extremely hot ovens and fryers all day," then as if to prove my point, burnt my arm while pulling his pizza out akfkrmf

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I can't kill Waterboy because of West and my ship

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Well I already killed Robert, Kira is technically dead but not out of the running so...

Coupé, Kira, and Waterboy

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Hot Topic wants to be her