Andy Combites
@acombites.bsky.social
Suburban dad who mows the lawn a different direction every time.
Serena Joy can go f herself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Serena Joy can go f herself.
Great. Can’t wait for him to drop trou and kiss his own ass at the next cabinet meeting.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Great. Can’t wait for him to drop trou and kiss his own ass at the next cabinet meeting.
Sure. Let’s another layer to make the process more efficient and cost-effective. Let’s make Bezos richer by getting him involved in the process.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sure. Let’s another layer to make the process more efficient and cost-effective. Let’s make Bezos richer by getting him involved in the process.
Preach! It’s like 1994 Netscape level of horrible.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Preach! It’s like 1994 Netscape level of horrible.
Says the man who was estimated to have a net worth of somewhere between $44 and $89 MILLION dollars as of 2018 reporting. He can f all the way off.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Says the man who was estimated to have a net worth of somewhere between $44 and $89 MILLION dollars as of 2018 reporting. He can f all the way off.
The two cheeseburger “value” meal at McDonalds is over $10.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The two cheeseburger “value” meal at McDonalds is over $10.
Even Liberace would be embarrassed.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Even Liberace would be embarrassed.
I always enjoy watching the 2004 movie, “I, Robot” with Will Smith. Does that count?
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I always enjoy watching the 2004 movie, “I, Robot” with Will Smith. Does that count?
Probably have this before Tesla full autopilot mode is approved. And he’s been promising that for years.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Probably have this before Tesla full autopilot mode is approved. And he’s been promising that for years.
Minnesota is going to fight this. Hard. The THC beverage business is booming here because we have reasonable regulations for businesses who want to manufacture and good oversight at retail locations to prevent minors from purchasing. Our system really could be a model for other states.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Minnesota is going to fight this. Hard. The THC beverage business is booming here because we have reasonable regulations for businesses who want to manufacture and good oversight at retail locations to prevent minors from purchasing. Our system really could be a model for other states.
The files I got were old AppleWorks format. Thank goodness my mom still has her iMac from about 2002!
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The files I got were old AppleWorks format. Thank goodness my mom still has her iMac from about 2002!
Can we all just agree to call her Megan R. Kelly? Seems appropriate. Or maybe M. Kelly?
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can we all just agree to call her Megan R. Kelly? Seems appropriate. Or maybe M. Kelly?
Yes, apparently for her 8 years old is the cutoff age. Yowza.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yes, apparently for her 8 years old is the cutoff age. Yowza.
I’ve started saying, “thank you” after I ask Alexa to do something. Just to be safe.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve started saying, “thank you” after I ask Alexa to do something. Just to be safe.
Did he fill out the forms in red ink instead of blue or black?
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did he fill out the forms in red ink instead of blue or black?
Dipshit real estate “genius” doesn’t even know standard mortgage terms or how they work. I’m shocked.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dipshit real estate “genius” doesn’t even know standard mortgage terms or how they work. I’m shocked.
I think M.C. Escher designed those trains?
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think M.C. Escher designed those trains?
Wait, another young republican in love with Nazis? I’m shocked.
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wait, another young republican in love with Nazis? I’m shocked.
When you order your low-fat mayonnaise from Temu.
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When you order your low-fat mayonnaise from Temu.
So WWIII was what, the ninth war Trump has ended this year? I’ve lost count.
October 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So WWIII was what, the ninth war Trump has ended this year? I’ve lost count.
Temu Judge Judy needs to chill.
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Temu Judge Judy needs to chill.
Go see the woodchipper. It’s a thing there.
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Go see the woodchipper. It’s a thing there.