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Achorn 🌰
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Retired college athletics marketer | Sports fan and critic | My ill conceived thoughts are my own
If you needed another reason to put them in the #CFBPlayoff, Miami (10-2) had more rushing yards in the conference championship game than Alabama (10-3)
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you needed another reason to put them in the #CFBPlayoff, Miami (10-2) had more rushing yards in the conference championship game than Alabama (10-3)
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We are living in the dumbest timeline where the Secretary of Defense is just now learning how mirrors work
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Got my sign ready for Monday Night Football
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How it feels celebrating the 4th this year
July 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
They cut funding for cancer research for this…
June 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
RFK Jr. picking his committee
June 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Kid owned Peterson so hard they had the video removed
May 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So long Around the Horn. It’s been an amazing 23 years watching these incredible sportswriters speak their minds every day after work, but after all is said and done, there is one GOAT 🫡 @thewoodypaige.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
May 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I mean, did she forget that one of her husband’s biggest songs was protesting the Vietnam War?
April 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Shedeur Sanders and Dillon Gabriel during Training Camp
April 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Shedeur Sanders watching the Raiders draft TWO offensive tackles instead of him to end the third round
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
April 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Shedeur Sanders in his custom draft room. “How come no one want me, man?”
April 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Here you go Holly
March 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Me wondering how I got added to a group chat with national security secrets @ityslmemes.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is how it feels
March 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Has anyone done this yet?
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM