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@acekatana.bsky.social
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Ace K (he/him) | public defender & movement lawyer | co-founder Ground Game LA & Knock LA

Time to take this shit back, all of it
‘cause it was ours to begin with
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The Binches are great
Binch cookies! Chocolate covered crispy biscuits! It’s called Binch!
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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TaNehisi Coates saying “understandable, but I guess was silence not an option” He has a hand on his temple and looks pained
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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oh no
Screenshot of the above skeet, marked “From Discover” you made it dogg
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Hell yeah
TV On The Radio onstage at the Greek, in front of a huge screen with the band name projected on it
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Screenshot of a leaked message that reads “if we ever had a leak of this chat we would be cooked fr fr”
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The cat that says lying
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Wow, that was really racist
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A bearded man in glasses wearing a suit and tie. He is holding his phone in his left hand and scrolling with the index finger of his right hand. His face is twisted up as though he just saw something thoroughly repellent
May 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It’s goddamn impossible for me to read this correctly
Sign that says “CLOTH GOWNS ONLY” but for whatever reason of weird type and spacing I immediately read it as “CLOWN GOTHS ONLY” every time
May 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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That leaves… that leaves what in my eye?
Hostess twinkies display at the market that says “Grab a snack that leaves _____ in your eye” and the blank space is a Twinkie cut in half
May 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Crop from the poster of Spike Lee’s movie DO THE RIGHT THING
May 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It’s this dumb himbo
April 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Anyone have suggestions for clipping a cat’s nails? This little dipshit gets too hyped up by the churu to be effectively distracted by it unlike his dainty brother. Are there cat drugs? Can we drug him?

photo of dipshit for reference
A sturdy black kitten (adolescent) in the bathtub. Why is he in the bathtub? He has no fucking idea
April 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Y’all got a fear needle??
Screenshot from CNN showing after hours stock trading (everything down like 1.5% lol) and a needle graph saying “EXTREME FEAR is driving the US market”
April 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Oh noooooo
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This Waymo robot taxi has managed to block traffic entirely, and then ANOTHER showed up. There’s a whole saga here
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Tako-wasa chips? @milesklee.bsky.social
Takowasa (raw octopus with wasabi) flavor lays
April 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Makes you think
Photo of an ad at the supermarket. The disclaimer says “pictures are images only” which ok
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
March 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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*taps the sign*
Screenshot of tweet: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Hmm 🤔
Trans flag punisher skull bumper sticker
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Some of these 15-year-olds, they were just 14 last year. Who knows what next year will bring. And the mornings? They're full of hours. They go all the way up to 9, 10, even 11. Sometimes further. What would you tell your parents?
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Congratulations!! Here’s milky joe
A long hair black and white cat struggles to fit in a straw basket.
February 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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He is confused about there being another cat in the house and is yelling a lot (little one mostly stays in John’s room except for feeding rn)
Milky Joe, a black and white long hair cat, is eating next to a black kitten who is also eating
February 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Well I’m gonna be using this one
Phoenix Wright saying FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY
February 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM