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Why is this frying me

Dude had to have his corona and lime i guess
A screenshot of a headline reading "Iowa City man alleged of drunk driving, cut lime found in car"
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The moas in Prehistoric planet ice age are so good i'm obsessed with this lil guy and his large wife
The male moa from Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age. He has a bright blue head and neck and looks vaguely like a hand puppet The female moa. She's much larger and looks like she can and will kill you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Fun little surprise inside this vintage toy oven
A white metal toy stove. It's slightly rusty and the door to the oven is missing. There is something painted just inside of the oven. A close up of what's painted inside the toy oven. It's a traditional Indian style illustration of a couple having sex, with the woman straddling the man's lap as he sits with his legs crossed. The man has blue skin (maybe Shiva?)
September 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I really do
A small black and white wooden sign that says "i just love carbs"
September 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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MY SON
A hand holding a box containing a pompompurin halloween inflatable decoration. There is a picture of pompompurin (a round yellow dog) wearing a witch hat and holding a little ghost.
September 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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He lives under there now
A black cat hiding under a small rug. part of the cat's face and one eye are peeking out from the rug The same black cat under a rug. Now more of his face and both eyes are peeking out from under the rug.
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Someone walked into this spirit halloween explicitly to leave Bible tracts in "witchy" stuff gsfjkfbnk
A picture of a book labeled "Wicca Sticker Book" with a small pamphlet featuring a bloody jesus carrying a cross
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
acegoji.bsky.social
being crushed by a large and unnaturally dense beast
a brown tabby cat laying on my stomach and lap with his butt facing towards my head. He gazes balefully at the camera. The same brown tabby in a slightly different position, laying across my chest and shoulder. The top half of my face is barely visible behind him.
August 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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no cheating, post your lock screen
a screenshot of my lockscreen, featuring amazing sleep token fanart by @ arualthefirst here on bluesky
July 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Why is there a framed photo of the wrestler Sting in the halloween section of this goodwill
A framed photo of the wrestler Sting
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This is legitimately the worst thing i've ever found thrifting
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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he's been inside the house for 9 hours I think he just lives here now
A brown tabby cat sleeping on his side with his legs stretched out in front of him
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
acegoji.bsky.social
Uh oh
A picture of a flatbed semi truck carrying logs
June 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
acegoji.bsky.social
making biscuits on fuzzy blankets (and on a couch) for probably the first time ever in his life 🥺
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
acegoji.bsky.social
should I be worried that olive garden needed to tell their employees to wash their hands and use clean tools for my order
The label on an order of gluten free chicken parm from olive garden. The directions on it read: "wash hands, use clean tools, use clean tools, change gloves, scrape grill"
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Look at this. This is what I'm turning into
A picture of the "berries and cream" guy from the berries and cream Starburst ads from like 20 years ago
June 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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wdym "new badge unlocked" I've gotten this notification every month for the past 3 months.

I get it already, I have a problem leave me alone 😭
A push notification from YouTube Music that says "New badge unlocked: You are officially a top listener of Sleep Token"
June 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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look at himmmmmmm 🥺😭

Just a month ago (and for almost 5 years before that) we couldn't even touch him
May 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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A chonky sphinx
A brown tabby cat laying on a rug on a wooden deck. His front legs are stretched in front of him and his head is raised. One of his back legs is sticking out to the side slightly. The same cat in the same position but now his back leg is sticking out even farther.
May 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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He had to climb into his box to stare at the feral cat
A white cat sitting upright in a box.
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
acegoji.bsky.social
his box now
A while cat laying in a cardboard box. His paw is rested on one of the box's flaps, his claws slightly extended.
May 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
acegoji.bsky.social
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush

................listen
A picture of raphael from the 80s teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon
May 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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My phone updated and changed the ui so now when I'm listening to music it shows the song title at the top of my screen which I didn't realize at first until I got jumpscared by this
A screenshot of the notification bar at the top of a phone screen, showing the time, temperature, and the name of the song I'm listening to. The song is called "Vore".
April 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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My mom left this note on the cats' meal checklist so I'm guessing the feral cat will let her pet him now too
A whiteboard with the word "meals" written at the top with a drawing of a can of cat food. Two meal times are checked off, and the second one has "LOTS OF SCRITCHES!!!" written next to it
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Look at this car I saw today
A light yellow colored vintage car, a plymouth belvedere) with large tail fins and a decal of the Jetsons on the side The same car from a different angle, showing off the tail fins
April 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM