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“.. leadership asked for ‘large, beefy’ agents to conduct an arrest of Comey ‘in full kit,’ including Kevlar vests and exterior wear emblazoned with the FBI logo.”

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October 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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uhhhhh
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Oracle’s Ellison tops Musk as world’s richest man after $101 billion gain trib.al/s31qLcX
Oracle’s Ellison tops Musk as world’s richest man after $101 billion gain
The increase lifted his total fortune to $393 billion, ahead of Musk who sits at $385 billion.
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September 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Incredible video from Arizona State University Football of the haboob that moved through the Tempe area earlier this evening
August 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Jeanine Pirro: "I can't touch you if you're 14, 15, 16, 17 years old and you have a gun."
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "She's become a star. It's that face, it's that brain, it's those lips, the way they move."
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Spent this morning on the Q train with Andrew Cuomo, who took personal responsibility for his lackluster mayoral primary bid. He vows a very different general election run, saying he'll focus on "reaching out to more young people and touching more people." www.nydailynews.com/2025/07/16/a...
Andrew Cuomo, conceding his failed primary campaign was flawed, takes to NYC streets
Andrew Cuomo is shifting gears and taking personal responsibility for running what he admits was a lackluster campaign in the Democratic mayoral primary, acknowledging that any strategic mistakes u…
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July 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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“Honestly, I’m done talking about Epstein for the time being. I’m gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball’s in their hands.”
MAGA Mouthpiece Goes Quiet on Epstein after Trump Begged Him
Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk said he would let federal officials, including Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino, speak further on the matter.
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July 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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here's the clip of NATO Secretary Mark Rutte calling Trump "daddy"
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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oh damn 🥵
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Trump: "Let's have a good -- they call it a lifting. They also use another word but I'm not gonna use that word. It says with an E. Do you know what the word is? If I ever used it I would be run out of town. Alright. So enjoy it."
June 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Nance Mace points to an image behind her: "This naked silhouette is my naked body."
May 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Comer accuses Comey of trying to "jizz up" a coup
May 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I get that this is headlinese, but an “is” (“is asked”) would go a long way here @protos.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM