TEN YEARS!?!?!but he was literally just an itty bitty baby like two minutes ago 😭😭😭😭

She’ll bring me plush toys to “babysit” while she goes off to do other dog things 😭

Creating too much mayonnaise

I always have to hold my hands out in front of me to remember which is which.

I am so goddamn glad I wrote this post!

"her music sounds like a hot lesbian whispering over a pounding bassline about how she'll ruin your shit." I feel this on a cosmic level.