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Taylor
@acarrotisafruit.bsky.social
Previously DrunkNHaught on your old #WynonnaEarp feeds. Be gay and do good. And a little crime when needed.
🎶So hear that lonesome whistle blowing
Hear that engine cough and wine
See those black sails meet horizons
That old blackbird knows it's time🎶

#FridayLyrics
February 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
🎶 Shocking but we're nothing
We're just moments
We're clever but we're clueless
We're just human
Amusing and confusing🎶

#FridayLyrics
February 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Decided to treat myself for Valentine’s Day and get a head CT
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I watched ‘I, Robot’ too many times as a kid* for this timeline.

*I’m also watching it right now
What could possibly go wrong ?
February 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
🎶Waking up in the middle of the night
Someone you love is dying in your dreams
Are you searching for the sermon in the suicide?
Do you need someone to tell you what it means?🎶

#FridayLyrics
February 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
feels like i need to scream into the void for a few solid days
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One of my plants at the office died and all I can say is - same bud, same.
January 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Taylor
now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane
January 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Taylor
I’m sick of early birds and night owls shaming me, the noon shithawk
January 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trying to find a balance in being informed and not falling into a doom spiral with the current situation. But any level of informed seems doom spiral worthy.
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This new Jason Isbell record that’s coming has the potential to ruin me. Ya know, more than I already am
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
To the person absolutely blasting “who knew” by Pink in the parking garage (with their windows up), I hope your heart and eardrums heal from whatever you’re going through.
January 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My top 2 favorite brewery’s are fighting for the top spot. Local newer place may have just pulled ahead by offering special homemade hot sauce from behind the bar to go with my steak tacos. It’s a tight race
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
One thing about me is I always go feral during dance scene of deathly hallows part 1. This scene and song is *chef’s kiss*. It’s the perfect moment in such a dark movie.
a black and white photo of harry potter and hermione granger dancing in a tent .
ALT: a black and white photo of harry potter and hermione granger dancing in a tent .
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December 19, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Soup or sandwiches you buy instead of making yourself are objectively better than making them at home, even if it’s the exact same ingredients. Idk why but it is
December 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I really said PRIDE MONTH 🌈 with this one
#AppleReplay
December 4, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Favorite things I heard while Black Friday shopping this year (we just go for the tradition of it at this point)
1. “I put a replacement bulbs in but my snowman’s ass still won’t light up”
2. “Hand me that do-dicky over there” *points to random object I’m unable to id as a ‘do-dicky’
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I fixed this atrocity today and honestly it wasn’t as bad as I was expecting.
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I almost got hit on my way to the post office (also got flipped off for being in his way since he backed into oncoming traffic after a failed U-turn). Then the guy behind me in line at the PO said he had the flu while coughing everywhere. Legally I should get to go home for the rest of the day.
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Hi. New platforms = new opportunity for mutuals
giving this #promosky thing a try

Shows-
Wynonna Earp
Gilmore Girls
Law and Order:SVU
FBI
and more

Music-
Tyler Childers
Jason Isbell
Morgan Wade
Sierra Ferrell
Mumford & Sons
Noah Kahan
and lots more, mostly americana/folk/country

also Legos
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Me (wakes up to a newly 3 year old niece staring at me): Happy Birthday
Kid: Happy Birthday
Me: No, it’s your birthday
Kid: Oh (continues to stare)
Me: Happy Birthday
Kid: (runs away)

She’s swiftly on her way to also being bad with compliments.
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I enjoy getting a new doctor and they look like an absolute nerd (said with all the love). Like, you look like you know all the science and I’ve got a good basis of trust in you just based on that.
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
joining a new social media platform always feels like being the new kid in the class.

reader - almost all of my followers already know me from other sites
a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' altitude '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' altitude '
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November 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Taylor
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,

The courage to say fuck it we ball,

And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
If you see this, post your favorite character smiling

(Just to name a few) #WynonnaEarp
November 11, 2024 at 4:48 AM