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It’s That Kev
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Cuomo found dead in Queens
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy Dick Cheney is Dead Day everyone
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ten movies to get to know me
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Hello yes I’m the Evil President, I do evil and whatnot”
ICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.”

Trump confesses on Air Force One
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Saw this mural of Guy Fieri recently, reminded that there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was born today a long time ago
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The fact he was wearing a shirt marked “freedom” when his neck got turned into a convertible
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Seeing the Philly Phanatic show up to the My Chemical Romance show and throw cheesesteaks into the crowd is the closest I’ve ever come to being in a Paul Verhoeven movie
August 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me walking into Saturday
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Millenials/Gen Z are the weirdest parents, the obsession over childhood autonomy right up until it means working. Handing teachers 'gentle parenting guides' and then refusing to read.

Half the purpose of reading the same boring story 200 times in a row is to associate reading with enjoyment lol
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hey just a periodic reminder that it’s so fucking easy to not be a sex pest that anyone being a sex pest has no excuse
July 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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[the writer's barely-disguised fetish voice] i'm like the bene gesserit of creating muscle girls
May 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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black sabbath is important to me for a lot of reasons, but like imagine it's 1970 and every other band is doing songs about flowers and shit, and then you have these four gnarly hairy dudes from Birmingham doing songs about nuclear fallout and drug addiction and war, lmao. and it sounds like THAT
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani speaks from the Forbidden Palace after the retreat of all Cuomindang forces

“The People of New York Have Stood Up”
June 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Live feed from the Andrew Cuomo Victory Party where an interruption is taking place
June 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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holy shit, nobody showed up
We now have the first tanks … and the first raindrops.
June 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hey guys did something big happen today
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Elon molested the servers and the servers went bad
May 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Biden’s prostate: sooooo i did a thiiiiiiing
May 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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All the lefties fled to Bluesky following Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. But CEO Jay Graber says the app is for everyone—and could revolutionize how people beg for sex online
May 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
pov: you are inside your duodenum
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM