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None of us is here by choice
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Lmao I never knew what the limit to the number on the new notifications bubble was
A partial screenshot of Bluesky navigation menu. The displayed links are Home, Explore, Notifications, and Chat. The new notifications bubble is showing 30+
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Three people betting on a lobster fight, very excited. All (people and lobsters) marked as 'Linux users'
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Test upload
"We need to talk about what's gong on in finland to create shit like this," followed by logos of Cruelty Squad, Linux, Noita, Baba is You, Fear&Hunger, and Ultrakill
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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For whom it may concern, I don't believe in rehabilitative justice. Some people have proven beyond any reasonable doubt that they should be isolated for the sake of the others' safety.
Picture of Osaka from Azumanga Dayoh saying, "Yes, I 100% believe in rehabilitative justice... unless you commit one of the bad crimes that I don't like and then I think you should be skinned alive"
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Wooden panel. On it, in a variety of fonts, is a warning that goes as follows "In this house we believe: this is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing is valued here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive. The danger is in a particular location. The danger is still present in your time. This place is best left shunned and uninhabited"
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I was casually cybergrinding and got jumpscared by a bunnygirl mindflayer. This prompted me to go through the enemy list and pick the ones that look the best with the ears.
Screenshot from Ultrakill sandbox. A group of enemies including a mindflayer, a cerberus, a malicious face, a sentry, a gutterman, and Minos Prime, all with pink-and-white bunny ears.
April 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Signalis devs mentioned BLAME as a source of inspiration. Methinks this is how they got the idea to add women with comically long legs
Panel from manga BLAME depicting several people on a pathway suspended beside a wall, including an unrealistically tall and slender woman. A man in the background is asking, "What happened? Who're they?" A man wearing armor and carrying a rifle answers, "There were safeguards attacking them!" Another person exclaims, "WHAT?" Next panel. Three men, a young girl, and the tall woman. A man notes, "Such a tall young lady..." Another asks, "That must have been tough. Are you all right?" Third panel. Two men standing besides the third who is sitting, slouched powerlessly, facing away from the viewer. One man looks concerned, asking, "Sutezou, is this man dead?" The other, wearing armor, answers, "No, he isn't"
April 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Update: Minos Prime defeated. Only took 21 tries in addition to 30+ yesterday.
Screenshot from Ultrakill, the ending of Minos Prime fight. A blue figure floating in the air, disintegrating with beams of light shooting out of it, illuminating the flesh dome that encompasses the arena. Post-fight screen from Ultrakill for P-1: Soul survivor. Difficulty Violent. Time: 15 minutes 11.114 seconds (D). Kills: 2 (S). Style: 9297 (S). 21 restarts. Overall rank: D. Total style points: 14195
April 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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0-E be like
Packages on a shelf in a store labelled 'Jingle bells shotgun shells', $7.37 a piece
April 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Video editing moment. I have never seen my CPU do this
Screenshot of the system monitor. CPU usage is around 90% for all 16 threads. 11 GB of RAM out of 16.1 GB or 68.2% is used. Cache is 6.1 GB.
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I like how they know no one wanted to see this pop-up and even acknowledge it
A pop-up advertisement on Discord. The thumbnail says, "The Last Meadow. Available April 1, 2025, only on Discord." There is a text overlay that goes, "The Last Meadow. Travel across the lands...", and includes a button with an arrow. The Close button of the pop-up is labelled, "Didn't ask"
April 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Should have recorded this. Insane run, probably the first time I had to deal with radiant swordsmachines. Also, had a hilarious wave consisting of a ferryman, a radiant swordsmachine, two sentries, and four idols.
Ultrakill Cyber Grind killscreen (Violent difficulty). New personal best: Wave 54, 735 kills, 342416 style points, time: 22 minutes 48.991 seconds. Total style: 347816 points. Previous best: Wave 41, 488 kills, 225476 style points, time: 14 minutes 34.053 seconds.
April 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Found an impossible image to alt-text
March 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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This is new. Looks like deleting posts is now forbidden.

Appears to be repeatable too
Screenshot of Bluesky timeline. The menu of actions with a post is detached from the bottom of the screen, half of the options is missing
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Imagine making a video on geography and navigation and using what looks like an AI-generated map
A YouTube screenshot showing what appears to be a political map of the world with some of the borders and coast lines oddly distorted. The video is titled, 'The Longitude Problem - Improving Navigation with the Harrison Clocks'
March 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is new. Figma free tier has turned into your usual trial bait, so I might have to look for alternatives, ideally running locally and not in the browser.
Screenshot of a pop-up from Figma. The text goes, "Need more pages? The Starter plan only comes with 3 pages, but getting more is easy. Starter (current plan): best for anyone who wants to sample Figma. Free but limited features. 3 pages per Figma design file, 3 files to work in, 1 project. Professional: best for small teams to create and collaborate. Full seat—$16 per month. Dev seat—$12 per month. Collab seat—$3 per month. Unlimited Figma design files, unlimited files, unlimited projects. Button: See all features. Button: Upgrade to Professional.
March 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Me when I've had enough of this
Dwarf hamster piloting a toy mecha
March 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Oh yeah types of nuclear tests: underwater, in space, British
Sceenshot from YouTube; the video titled Evolution of Nuclear Bombs by Swegle Studios. The thumbnail depicts three nuclear explosions annotated as the first British, the first underwater, and the first in space
March 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Something I found confusing, if not disturbing, about puppy girls is that the supposed 'safety' comes from a dynamic where the other side assumes control over the 'puppy'. And power and control are mutually exclusive with safety.
March 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Awful people classified as body parts:
Active? If no then: pussy. Else: Covert? If yes then: Asshole. Else: Dick.
March 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Motivational
How to defeat a dragon. Step 1: Do you have a sword? If no: Go get a sword Else: Step 2: Hit the dragon with the sword. Did the dragon die? If yes: Congrats you win. Else: Go to step 2
March 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I might be just glitching out but I don't get it. Where did they get doSubtract? Where does the TestDiff.Cal() method come from?
Screenshot of a part of an article on TypeScript titled Syntax. Code snippet: declare module module_name{} Let’s look at the syntax used to access Ambient files to make it clearer: Code snippet titled hello.js: (function (TestDiff) { var Calculate = (function () { function Calculate() { } Calculate.prototype.doDiff = function (a, b) { return a - b; } }) }) The above file is a .js. You might not have the time to write this library in Typescript, but you do need to add the doSubtract() function using Ambient declaration. Code snippet titled Calculate.ts: declare module TestDiff{ export class Calculate { doSubtract(a:number, b:number) : number; } } Make sure to include this Ambient file in the Typescript file: Code snippet titled Main.ts: var object = new TestDiff.Cal(); console.log("Subtract: " + object.doSubtract(30, 15)); Now, run the following commands: tsc main.ts node Main.js We will get the following output: 15
March 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Src: Antimemes
[Picture of a pill] This is a placebo meme for humor calibration puproses. It has no inherent effect but studies have shown it to be as effective as regular memes in a certain percent of the population
March 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM