Unsubscribing isn't enough. At this point, I want a class action lawsuit to sue for damages.

What an era in posting, never to be repeated. Nowadays we'd all look at those 50 tweet threads and assume 3/4 were probably AI filler. But back then? Pure and uncut. Direct from the source.

"slowly...and then all at once."

My second most woke opinion is that pet ownership should be regulated through classes and certifications. Neglect and abuse of animals is rampant and far, far too normalized.

Is it possible to get the opposite of alt-text? I read this and now wish I couldn't see.

legitimately i think one of the core failings of centrist pundits is that they have come to define themselves by what they are against--to chart their intellectual course by who they think is being annoying this week--instead of by recourse to genuine principle

Yeah no, seriously, fuck these people.