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AbsoluteAmoeba
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Not gonna really use this for too much baring following friends.
Might post my Letterboxd reviews here - or at least some of them.
Pfp by Aslan
Banner: Ocean Beach from The Nek, Gallipoli
That poor bear man haha
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They do look amazing though!
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Iiiiiii, don't want a lot for Christmas..."

>=3
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You're a good man Arthur Morgan
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"No Critters were harmed in the production of this meat"

I love how Kiira's face almost matches the packet which says "eat me" haha
It's a concept I have put thought into from time to time and yeah, glad it's all synthetic heh
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
He's so mad there lmao - dw Cal, your taco is fineeee

Great work again Kiira! Angry Cal face is gold
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Happy Birthday once again! Don't forget that *you* rock too! <3
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Goob
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
B-b-b-but Daddy Elon said BlueSky is dying... s-s-s-so it must be true! Twitter can't possibly be full of bots. No no no. No. Mr. Musk said he got ride of them all *nervous shuddering*
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Yeah - I had it with leftovers; was Chinese and I really liked the sauce with this particular pork dish - took it out the fridge and dropped it; landed on the lid and all the sauce leaked out - devastating
October 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Many - after all, it was three quarters of my life so far >:Pc
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Those achievements aren't gonna win themselves!!!

Lovely work Kiira - love those fangs!
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Always great to see you doing better pal - always here for you <3
October 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In that one idek what happened but the bosses and customer were exchanging lots of "fuck offs!!" haha - the customers who were in the shop were on the owner's side and said the customer was a knobhead :p
October 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Guy came in with a nearly empty box, with just a few chips left - claimed it was dry and wanted a full refund; my bosses (who are big guys) literally said "but you've eaten the whole thing?? That's not nice man!" - small argument and then he left lol; on another occasion there was lots of swearing
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Druid for sure
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Banana - that shit is addictive I stg
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Waking up early for work now and uh... I get it lmfao
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Real (I own a life sized plushie)
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A very effective way of studying them that's for sure~
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM