Philip “phillament” Joubert
@absolute-phil.bsky.social
Builder of Robots.
Scorner of most humans.
Loathed for endless snark.
Scorner of most humans.
Loathed for endless snark.
Someone is absolutely convinced my email is theirs. I get all their signups, billing info and they even try reset the password, thinking it’s theirs. Can I log into their online profiles seeing as they’ve given me full access.
February 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someone is absolutely convinced my email is theirs. I get all their signups, billing info and they even try reset the password, thinking it’s theirs. Can I log into their online profiles seeing as they’ve given me full access.
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I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.
If someone KEEPS singing up to services using your email, just how illegal is it to log into all their stuff and change the passwords?
January 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If someone KEEPS singing up to services using your email, just how illegal is it to log into all their stuff and change the passwords?
Reposted by Philip “phillament” Joubert
Reposted by Philip “phillament” Joubert
Genuinely funny to me that I am always the skeleton in every single one of these I see. This meme calls me OUT. 💀
November 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Genuinely funny to me that I am always the skeleton in every single one of these I see. This meme calls me OUT. 💀
Reposted by Philip “phillament” Joubert
Repost if you’re also looking for South Africa Twitter. 🇿🇦
No DNA, just RSA.
World champions, ASSEMBLE.
No DNA, just RSA.
World champions, ASSEMBLE.
November 15, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Repost if you’re also looking for South Africa Twitter. 🇿🇦
No DNA, just RSA.
World champions, ASSEMBLE.
No DNA, just RSA.
World champions, ASSEMBLE.
Anything happening here? I keep forgetting that this app exists and it’s just not grabbing quite like Twitter or Yore did. Maybe I’m just using it incorrectly.
January 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Anything happening here? I keep forgetting that this app exists and it’s just not grabbing quite like Twitter or Yore did. Maybe I’m just using it incorrectly.
Sadly I’ve tried to get into Bluesky but it seems Twitter just broke this format. The people I wanted to follow are now scattered, left for here or Mastodon or real-life adventures.
Here is just people desperately trying to rebuild following through engagement baiting.
Here is just people desperately trying to rebuild following through engagement baiting.
September 22, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Sadly I’ve tried to get into Bluesky but it seems Twitter just broke this format. The people I wanted to follow are now scattered, left for here or Mastodon or real-life adventures.
Here is just people desperately trying to rebuild following through engagement baiting.
Here is just people desperately trying to rebuild following through engagement baiting.
The horrible thing about long term problems is that they ALL turn into short term problems far more rapidly than you’d like.
August 25, 2023 at 6:33 AM
The horrible thing about long term problems is that they ALL turn into short term problems far more rapidly than you’d like.
It is accurate
August 23, 2023 at 9:04 AM
It is accurate
Something I used to do with science students. Take two identical random pens except the colour. Same brightness.
Mix up behind and slowly bring in front while locking focus in front. You can’t tell the colour until 1/3 from middle. Try it (brain tries to cheat)
Mix up behind and slowly bring in front while locking focus in front. You can’t tell the colour until 1/3 from middle. Try it (brain tries to cheat)
August 23, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Something I used to do with science students. Take two identical random pens except the colour. Same brightness.
Mix up behind and slowly bring in front while locking focus in front. You can’t tell the colour until 1/3 from middle. Try it (brain tries to cheat)
Mix up behind and slowly bring in front while locking focus in front. You can’t tell the colour until 1/3 from middle. Try it (brain tries to cheat)
This place has potential but it’s still mostly people shitposting trying to get their accounts into the feed.
Will give it another month or two and see how it goes.
Will give it another month or two and see how it goes.
August 21, 2023 at 7:53 PM
This place has potential but it’s still mostly people shitposting trying to get their accounts into the feed.
Will give it another month or two and see how it goes.
Will give it another month or two and see how it goes.
Favourite thing on the train now is seeing someone intentionally spread leg onto adjacent empty seat to try discourage you from sitting - then sitting hard on it and pretending you didn’t see it.
August 18, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Favourite thing on the train now is seeing someone intentionally spread leg onto adjacent empty seat to try discourage you from sitting - then sitting hard on it and pretending you didn’t see it.
Is there shame in chugging a Monster energy drink at 09:00 on the morning train?
August 18, 2023 at 7:03 AM
Is there shame in chugging a Monster energy drink at 09:00 on the morning train?
Used to think WW2 was far back.
1980 is closer to Hiroshima than it is to now. 😬
1980 is closer to Hiroshima than it is to now. 😬
August 13, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Used to think WW2 was far back.
1980 is closer to Hiroshima than it is to now. 😬
1980 is closer to Hiroshima than it is to now. 😬
I miss the smell of toasted sandwiches from the school cafetaria/tuck shop when I was 7 yo.
August 12, 2023 at 6:59 PM
I miss the smell of toasted sandwiches from the school cafetaria/tuck shop when I was 7 yo.
Humans domesticated two plants trying to kill animals and insect with their toxic byproducts and decided to start each day specifically for those toxins. Wild (and delicious)
August 12, 2023 at 6:52 AM
Humans domesticated two plants trying to kill animals and insect with their toxic byproducts and decided to start each day specifically for those toxins. Wild (and delicious)
Rodriquez has died.
This timeline is harsh.
This timeline is harsh.
August 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Rodriquez has died.
This timeline is harsh.
This timeline is harsh.
Bad ratios man. Sad juices.
everyday i ask for many titty and 0 zero racism
and everyday i get many racism and 0 titty
and everyday i get many racism and 0 titty
August 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Bad ratios man. Sad juices.
Dali Museum was a trip. This is an entire room viewed through a Fresnel lens.
August 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Dali Museum was a trip. This is an entire room viewed through a Fresnel lens.
Flooficidal
August 6, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Flooficidal
One does not simply move to Barcelona. You must obtain a professional chain-smoking qualification and obtain many generic flower tattoos.
August 5, 2023 at 7:26 PM
One does not simply move to Barcelona. You must obtain a professional chain-smoking qualification and obtain many generic flower tattoos.
Goes on holiday.
Gets first COVID. Feck
Maybe the food in Barcelona is better than I thought and it was just COVID. Nah. It’s bland.
Gets first COVID. Feck
Maybe the food in Barcelona is better than I thought and it was just COVID. Nah. It’s bland.
August 5, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Goes on holiday.
Gets first COVID. Feck
Maybe the food in Barcelona is better than I thought and it was just COVID. Nah. It’s bland.
Gets first COVID. Feck
Maybe the food in Barcelona is better than I thought and it was just COVID. Nah. It’s bland.