@abispeaks.bsky.social
See also: Buzz Aldrin finally punching that moon landing denier in the face and the courts being like, "No, no. He's right."
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
See also: Buzz Aldrin finally punching that moon landing denier in the face and the courts being like, "No, no. He's right."
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Rich people are not entitled to a private audience with politicians just because they happen to be rich.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Rich people are not entitled to a private audience with politicians just because they happen to be rich.
Let's hear it for Sexual Anarchy!
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Let's hear it for Sexual Anarchy!
@edzitron.com boutta be the most vindicated man of all time.
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@edzitron.com boutta be the most vindicated man of all time.
I'm tired of having hair.
I'm tired of having tits.
I'm tired of having thoughts.
I'm tired of having tits.
I'm tired of having thoughts.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm tired of having hair.
I'm tired of having tits.
I'm tired of having thoughts.
I'm tired of having tits.
I'm tired of having thoughts.
Whoever rebranded "plane crash into the ocean" as a "water landing" deserves the advertising equivalent of a Nobel.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Whoever rebranded "plane crash into the ocean" as a "water landing" deserves the advertising equivalent of a Nobel.
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If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
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Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
This Rammstein line goes hard
He clearly did his own "research" 👍
"Sie woll'n mein Herz am rechten Fleck, doch
Seh' ich dann nach unten weg
Da schlägt es LINKS"
“They want my heart in the right place, but
when I look down
it beats on the LEFT”
"Sie woll'n mein Herz am rechten Fleck, doch
Seh' ich dann nach unten weg
Da schlägt es LINKS"
“They want my heart in the right place, but
when I look down
it beats on the LEFT”
Rammstein - Links 2 3 4 (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This Rammstein line goes hard
Well, yeah. They've done like, 5 shootings. (Out of 6,000. But we don't talk about that.)
Anyway, release the Epstein files.
Anyway, release the Epstein files.
🚨THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION & OVERSIGHT PROJECT CALLS ON THE FBI TO DESIGNATE TRANS PEOPLE AS “DOMESTIC TERRORISTS” (authors of Project 2025). They called on the FBI to label “Transgender Ideology-Inspired Violence and Extremism” (TIVE) as a new category of domestic terrorism.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Well, yeah. They've done like, 5 shootings. (Out of 6,000. But we don't talk about that.)
Anyway, release the Epstein files.
Anyway, release the Epstein files.
Whyyyyy am I like this?
More importantly: how can I m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ finesse my internal systems so I can tackle critical tasks 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 PANIC:30??
More importantly: how can I m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ finesse my internal systems so I can tackle critical tasks 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 PANIC:30??
September 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Whyyyyy am I like this?
More importantly: how can I m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ finesse my internal systems so I can tackle critical tasks 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 PANIC:30??
More importantly: how can I m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ finesse my internal systems so I can tackle critical tasks 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 PANIC:30??
• Drug smuggling is NOT a capital crime!
• Even if it were, we have a word for extrajudicial killings. Killings where the target is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 for supposed crimes. That word is "murder."
• Transporting drugs ≠ "terrorism."
• This is so bleak and I have no idea how to stop it.
• Even if it were, we have a word for extrajudicial killings. Killings where the target is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 for supposed crimes. That word is "murder."
• Transporting drugs ≠ "terrorism."
• This is so bleak and I have no idea how to stop it.
Another US strike on a vessel alleged to be smuggling drugs in the Caribbean.
Once again, the specific entity and individuals targeted are not identified—simply labelled as "terrorists." 1/n
Once again, the specific entity and individuals targeted are not identified—simply labelled as "terrorists." 1/n
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
• Drug smuggling is NOT a capital crime!
• Even if it were, we have a word for extrajudicial killings. Killings where the target is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 for supposed crimes. That word is "murder."
• Transporting drugs ≠ "terrorism."
• This is so bleak and I have no idea how to stop it.
• Even if it were, we have a word for extrajudicial killings. Killings where the target is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 for supposed crimes. That word is "murder."
• Transporting drugs ≠ "terrorism."
• This is so bleak and I have no idea how to stop it.
Hey, Body:
How come when we get too hungry you throw nausea and headache/vertigo switches?? Seems less-than-helpful if the goal is "locate a food and put it in your body."
I'm sorry I forgot to eat. But perhaps punishment is a bit much? I will very try to do better.
How come when we get too hungry you throw nausea and headache/vertigo switches?? Seems less-than-helpful if the goal is "locate a food and put it in your body."
I'm sorry I forgot to eat. But perhaps punishment is a bit much? I will very try to do better.
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey, Body:
How come when we get too hungry you throw nausea and headache/vertigo switches?? Seems less-than-helpful if the goal is "locate a food and put it in your body."
I'm sorry I forgot to eat. But perhaps punishment is a bit much? I will very try to do better.
How come when we get too hungry you throw nausea and headache/vertigo switches?? Seems less-than-helpful if the goal is "locate a food and put it in your body."
I'm sorry I forgot to eat. But perhaps punishment is a bit much? I will very try to do better.
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My observation is that Elon Musk is a eugenicist piece of shit and. the difference is mine is based on reality.
Only thing I get from this is you can see how a group of privileged white men can turn society against a marginalized group
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My observation is that Elon Musk is a eugenicist piece of shit and. the difference is mine is based on reality.
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ICYMI: they added a search function to user profiles (FINALLY) We can now go to any user profile including our own and tap the three dots at the top right and select “search posts”
September 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ICYMI: they added a search function to user profiles (FINALLY) We can now go to any user profile including our own and tap the three dots at the top right and select “search posts”
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Fuck yeah. Morale is a terrain of struggle and we need to be constantly assaulting theirs.
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fuck yeah. Morale is a terrain of struggle and we need to be constantly assaulting theirs.
God Bless Texas
HOUSTON: “An investigation is underway after two men wearing ski masks and claiming to be police were shot and killed at a home in southeast Houston Friday night…”
It was only a matter of time. Trump’s masked Gestapo makes everyone unsafe.
www.khou.com/article/news...
It was only a matter of time. Trump’s masked Gestapo makes everyone unsafe.
www.khou.com/article/news...
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
God Bless Texas
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one of the most consistent things I find in history is that if someone is really famous for something other than being an anarchist, their anarchism will be stripped out of basically every reference to them.
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
one of the most consistent things I find in history is that if someone is really famous for something other than being an anarchist, their anarchism will be stripped out of basically every reference to them.
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well i think we are all starting to learn why those sex workers felt so safe smoking crack with Hunter. our boy is good as gold.
July 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
well i think we are all starting to learn why those sex workers felt so safe smoking crack with Hunter. our boy is good as gold.
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
ktla.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).
"Is it "on accident" or "by accident?""
Just use accidentally and you'll never have to think about it again.
Just use accidentally and you'll never have to think about it again.
August 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Is it "on accident" or "by accident?""
Just use accidentally and you'll never have to think about it again.
Just use accidentally and you'll never have to think about it again.
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Post a meme made by you
March 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Post a meme made by you
Gripe: my housemate loves that I grow vegetables, and wants so badly to help, but he's a stubborn dingdong who can't take direction and keeps "harvesting" my tomatoes early!!!
August 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gripe: my housemate loves that I grow vegetables, and wants so badly to help, but he's a stubborn dingdong who can't take direction and keeps "harvesting" my tomatoes early!!!
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Gavin Newsom can eat my entire asshole, sorry if you think he should be president because he hired a funny epic bacon social media manager last week
August 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Gavin Newsom can eat my entire asshole, sorry if you think he should be president because he hired a funny epic bacon social media manager last week