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Nathan
@abilliondollars.bsky.social
This is the outlet where either I post the thoughts that are less for others and more for me (but if they connect with other folx, wonderful) or the silliest bullshit I can think of.
I wonder if the phoenix knows it’s going to burn up before it does. If not, that first second must be terrifying.

(Sorry, it’s been a… year.)
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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“If I don’t piss my pants,” Schumer explained, “there’s a very real chance he might tell me to shit my pants, and THEN what would you have me do?”
March 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
February 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Merry Groundhog’s Eve.
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you didn’t know anything about Donald Trump and you saw him, your first thought would absolutely be “that motherfucker can’t swim” and you know it.
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Tired: it is January 73, 2025

Wired: actually it is March 1629, 2020
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yeah, I’m manifesting with my handle and it’s totally working.
January 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I’ve got this idea to set up an air gapped, solar powered ‘internet in a box’ in a Little Free Library in front of my house, but I think this may be just outside of my technical acumen.

If anyone has any recommendations or would like to help I’d appreciate it.
January 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
synchronicity
January 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I want a relationship where our inner children are friends who sneak a kiss behind the monkey bars.
January 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m here.
I love you.
We might get some new scars, but we’re going to get through.
January 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Look. All I need is sufficient income, sleep, and time, and then everything will be perfect.
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Y’all? I could really use a win or some guidance. It feels like my life has plateaued and it’s around nothing I was particularly excited about.
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I say this everywhere, and I mean it: it’s better to be kind than right. If you’re kind and wrong, people will gently nudge you in the right direction because they know what you’re about. If you’re right and an asshole, people will ignore you until they hear it from someone they like.
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I think nihilism is merely a lazy person’s philosophical excuse for not wanting to be responsible.
November 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I’m fresh out of optimism these days, which is good. If things have to get worse before they get better, then I’m on the right path.

Okay, wait. NOW I’m fresh out of optimism.
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
The most exhausting thing about competing with oneself is how often you lose in extra innings.
November 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I don’t want to lie, cheat, or steal to get the life I want. Some of us are just hardwired to be soft and we are so frequently punished harshly for it.
November 7, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Oof. Just had to give some advice to a preteen that ended with me nearly telling them “if life were easy, we wouldn’t die.” Perhaps I need a drink.
November 1, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I’ve always thought that social media should be for bringing positivity into the world; if we’re going to connect, then it should be over something good.

But here? I think I’m going to use this one to be honest for myself. You’re welcome to watch me pour myself into the ether.
November 1, 2024 at 1:35 AM