My most recent FedEx package was 4 DAYS LATE!!! I finally had it redelivered to a FedEx drop off point. Assholes.

The amount of times I’m told “have a blessed day” here - well, I’m used to it now but it freaked me the hell out the first time.

I just bought this! Psyched to read.

I’m in a red state! Wtf. We really do eat our own sometimes.

Love you, Stends!

Hello! You are my first…what the hell do you call this? Blue Sky-ing?