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When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits
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Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): sir I am from the future. You have to hear this
The President: what is it?
Me: [headstrong by trapt plays from my phone] ignore the device. Anyway this song comes out in like a year and it fucking sucks
The President: what is it?
Me: [headstrong by trapt plays from my phone] ignore the device. Anyway this song comes out in like a year and it fucking sucks
January 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): sir I am from the future. You have to hear this
The President: what is it?
Me: [headstrong by trapt plays from my phone] ignore the device. Anyway this song comes out in like a year and it fucking sucks
The President: what is it?
Me: [headstrong by trapt plays from my phone] ignore the device. Anyway this song comes out in like a year and it fucking sucks
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Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
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so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot
December 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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the cultivation of the american brain such that adults can view everything from the president to an arms dealer to a slumlord to the ceo of a firm that defies people dying of cancer to fight them in wars of paperwork attrition as tho theyre teenagers in charge of a taffy stand is downright amazing
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 PM
the cultivation of the american brain such that adults can view everything from the president to an arms dealer to a slumlord to the ceo of a firm that defies people dying of cancer to fight them in wars of paperwork attrition as tho theyre teenagers in charge of a taffy stand is downright amazing
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funniest TV promo ever
September 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
funniest TV promo ever
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oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
August 3, 2024 at 3:31 PM
oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
June 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM
April 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM
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Two of the most popular types of guys to be in The National Discourse are "man who becomes a reactionary bigot after a bad divorce" and "former liberal who had some bad Twitter experiences and now makes common cause with the first guy." Those perspectives are covered adequately at this time imo.
January 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Two of the most popular types of guys to be in The National Discourse are "man who becomes a reactionary bigot after a bad divorce" and "former liberal who had some bad Twitter experiences and now makes common cause with the first guy." Those perspectives are covered adequately at this time imo.
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Still Nothing: At MIT, A Stalemate As President Remains In Job, Attends Work Lunch At Qdoba (1/17/24, triple-bylined for some reason)
January 5, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Still Nothing: At MIT, A Stalemate As President Remains In Job, Attends Work Lunch At Qdoba (1/17/24, triple-bylined for some reason)
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Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
June 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
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0 city hall reporters
0 labor reporters
0 civil rights reporters
0 police reporters
100000 Ivy League reporters
Someone help me my newspaper is dying
0 labor reporters
0 civil rights reporters
0 police reporters
100000 Ivy League reporters
Someone help me my newspaper is dying
December 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM
0 city hall reporters
0 labor reporters
0 civil rights reporters
0 police reporters
100000 Ivy League reporters
Someone help me my newspaper is dying
0 labor reporters
0 civil rights reporters
0 police reporters
100000 Ivy League reporters
Someone help me my newspaper is dying
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guys like SBF and Elon have spent their entire lives being able to talk their way into or out of just about anything, which causes them to struggle in situations where it would be useful to shut the fuck up
October 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM
guys like SBF and Elon have spent their entire lives being able to talk their way into or out of just about anything, which causes them to struggle in situations where it would be useful to shut the fuck up
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using one of these to steal a cops gun
October 14, 2023 at 9:57 PM
using one of these to steal a cops gun
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I will never get over Japan’s response to its first major assassination in 60 years: “hey, maybe the guy with a makeshift gun has a point?”
Japan’s government will ask court to revoke legal status of Unification Church
Japan’s government will ask court to revoke legal status of Unification Church
Japan’s government says it will ask a court to revoke the legal status of the Unification Church after former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s assassination raised questions about the group’s fundraising and recruitment tactics.
apnews.com
October 13, 2023 at 1:33 AM
I will never get over Japan’s response to its first major assassination in 60 years: “hey, maybe the guy with a makeshift gun has a point?”
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i would enjoy meeting a dog named gogurt
October 3, 2023 at 5:30 PM
i would enjoy meeting a dog named gogurt