Abby 🧏🏻♀️⚽️♏️
@abbyhammer.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/abbyhammer
Conversation starter. Poet. Seer. Way too comfortable saying what’s on my mind. Views are my own
Conversation starter. Poet. Seer. Way too comfortable saying what’s on my mind. Views are my own
For real tho 🫠 like how many times do I gotta say be direct with me
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
For real tho 🫠 like how many times do I gotta say be direct with me
What am I up to?
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What am I up to?
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
My car decided it wanted to crap out yesterday, and now I have to drop $800 I didn’t plan on spending on top of everything else I’m dealing with. So I decided to offer a flash sale on readings to try and make some of that back.
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My car decided it wanted to crap out yesterday, and now I have to drop $800 I didn’t plan on spending on top of everything else I’m dealing with. So I decided to offer a flash sale on readings to try and make some of that back.
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Finally got a formal diagnosis for what we already knew 😂 I’m officially #Autistic
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Finally got a formal diagnosis for what we already knew 😂 I’m officially #Autistic
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
The one where the @brickyardbattalion.com goes to a ball!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The one where the @brickyardbattalion.com goes to a ball!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
How much trouble can I get into today?
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How much trouble can I get into today?
CINCINNATI!! I am in you!!!
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
CINCINNATI!! I am in you!!!
Why am I a magnet for weird dudes named Andrew?
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
October 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Why am I a magnet for weird dudes named Andrew?
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
If you need me, you’ll find me doomsday prepping on the farm. I fear we’re closer than we think 😂😬🫠
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you need me, you’ll find me doomsday prepping on the farm. I fear we’re closer than we think 😂😬🫠
Lil cuzzo keeping the family business rolling!
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
October 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Lil cuzzo keeping the family business rolling!
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Especially cuz (this is nerdy get over it lol) I played Spot Conlon in Newsies and Spot sings about the “borough that gave me birth” in Brooklyns Here so bonus points for the borough boys
October 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Especially cuz (this is nerdy get over it lol) I played Spot Conlon in Newsies and Spot sings about the “borough that gave me birth” in Brooklyns Here so bonus points for the borough boys
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Man. Taylor Swift always writes music that’s so relatable it makes me trauma vomit.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Man. Taylor Swift always writes music that’s so relatable it makes me trauma vomit.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
Where’s all the Halloween parties at this year, and what should I dress up as?
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where’s all the Halloween parties at this year, and what should I dress up as?
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Cancer update:
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cancer update:
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
I know everybody says money can't buy happiness but it could buy me:
- a boat
- a truck to pull it
- a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat
- a boat
- a truck to pull it
- a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I know everybody says money can't buy happiness but it could buy me:
- a boat
- a truck to pull it
- a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat
- a boat
- a truck to pull it
- a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat
On the 21st day of the month of September…
Except tonight is only a partial eclipse of the sun
Except tonight is only a partial eclipse of the sun
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
On the 21st day of the month of September…
Except tonight is only a partial eclipse of the sun
Except tonight is only a partial eclipse of the sun
Ahhh, farm life!
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ahhh, farm life!
I’m stoked to make my first public professional appearance doing readings!! This group of humans is amazing, you don’t wanna miss out!
September 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m stoked to make my first public professional appearance doing readings!! This group of humans is amazing, you don’t wanna miss out!
“You look like your dad” they always say…
Until I show them a pic of my mom
Until I show them a pic of my mom
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“You look like your dad” they always say…
Until I show them a pic of my mom
Until I show them a pic of my mom