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Abbie Feller
@abbiekate.bsky.social
I can’t even BEACH here
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I used to be funny and now I simply do not have thoughts
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All I’ve seen from Dems is well wishes for Charlie Kirk. When Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated in their home it was either crickets at best or jokes at worst from Republicans.
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to occasionally post funny things online and be yelled at by random old crinkly men about it
August 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m working on a theory that at least 65% of your personality is determined based on if you were good-looking in middle school
August 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Teenage me was wild because how was I so self-conscious yet so not self-aware
July 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Person whose home is already worth 4x what they paid for it: But if they build more affordable housing in my area, my property value might go down!
July 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just saw a video about avocados and now I want chips and homemade guacamole so badly that I would do literally anything for it other than go to the store and buy ingredients for it and make it
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I see a wall covered in blooming wisteria… I’m literally just a girl
April 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BREAKING: Trump announces tariffs on:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
April 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Re-reading the Anne of Green Gables books right after reading Everything is Tuberculosis by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social is fascinating. There is SO much “consumption” in these books and it’s described exactly the way he talks about it being described!
April 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Listening to the Anne of Green Gables series is single-handedly regulating my nervous system
April 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Recipe blog comments are fun because they’re either “made this and the entire family loved it! Thanks!” or “I am allergic to 14 of the ingredients so I made insane substitutions for every single one and it turned out DISGUSTING.”
March 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Turns out you don’t even have to be at a disco to be panicking. You can just do it anywhere.
March 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....

This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

🧵
May 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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You had different dreams for yourself than having to meet this shit historical moment.

I did too. I did too.
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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if I unfollow you please don't take it personally. it's just that you made my life worse.
February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m being so brave and sitting through the entire Super Bowl despite having exactly zero understanding of how football works
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wonder how John Denver would feel about his song being used in a Super Bowl commercial
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Because this is getting downplayed in some of the coverage, the racist staffer DOGE rehired isn’t a case of “stupid things he wrote years ago as a teen.” He posted about how we should “normalize Indian hate” IN SEPTEMBER.
February 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Everything is bad and the country is failing but at least we also get 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I need an app for tracking when I last washed my hair (I am gross)
January 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
January is the worst month
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM