Abbey Simmons
@abbeysimmons.bsky.social
touring sass mouth who knows too much about t-shirts. was once told I have an honest forehead. writer-in-progress. (pronouns: she / her / y'all)
Pulling out my OG '95 Mariner's merch to soothe tonight's sadness. Thanks for an amazing, inspiring, FUN season of baseball @mariners.com #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Pulling out my OG '95 Mariner's merch to soothe tonight's sadness. Thanks for an amazing, inspiring, FUN season of baseball @mariners.com #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mavis Staples announced a show with MJ Lenderman at the mother church in my birth month, so bought myself a nice 45th birthday present today. We are seeing our legends and loves while we can.
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mavis Staples announced a show with MJ Lenderman at the mother church in my birth month, so bought myself a nice 45th birthday present today. We are seeing our legends and loves while we can.
My nervous system cannot tell the difference between a Mariner's playoff game and a wild animal attack, which is fun.
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My nervous system cannot tell the difference between a Mariner's playoff game and a wild animal attack, which is fun.
What a gift to grow with a band.
I've been seeing @cursivetheband.bsky.social live for 22 years now. Every time I scream along I feel reconnected to all the versions of me who have screamed along before.
I've been seeing @cursivetheband.bsky.social live for 22 years now. Every time I scream along I feel reconnected to all the versions of me who have screamed along before.
September 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What a gift to grow with a band.
I've been seeing @cursivetheband.bsky.social live for 22 years now. Every time I scream along I feel reconnected to all the versions of me who have screamed along before.
I've been seeing @cursivetheband.bsky.social live for 22 years now. Every time I scream along I feel reconnected to all the versions of me who have screamed along before.
In the middle of all this an ancient dinosaur of a possum also showed up and it's the closest to Snow White I will ever feel.
July 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In the middle of all this an ancient dinosaur of a possum also showed up and it's the closest to Snow White I will ever feel.
In 44 years of living in Washington State, I've never seen a skunk before. Today 5 showed up in my backyard. Dopamine boost like whoa.
July 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
In 44 years of living in Washington State, I've never seen a skunk before. Today 5 showed up in my backyard. Dopamine boost like whoa.
Spent my day getting lyrics from one of the finest songs ever written carved into my arm. John Prine is missed every day, even when his songs are eternal. @ohboyrecords.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Spent my day getting lyrics from one of the finest songs ever written carved into my arm. John Prine is missed every day, even when his songs are eternal. @ohboyrecords.bsky.social
welp, got my first mail from Elderhostel. 👵🏻
June 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
welp, got my first mail from Elderhostel. 👵🏻
Haven't stopped laughing at this furious photo our pet sitter sent us. Cooper hates vacation.
June 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Haven't stopped laughing at this furious photo our pet sitter sent us. Cooper hates vacation.
Few tours I've enjoyed more than working with The Punch Brothers. Truly world class musicians and wonderful humans. Hope to do it again!
June 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Few tours I've enjoyed more than working with The Punch Brothers. Truly world class musicians and wonderful humans. Hope to do it again!
Happy Pride to everyone except the "progressive" guy who told me, a bisexual, that bisexuals were "genital obsessed" and "as bad as terfs."
June 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Pride to everyone except the "progressive" guy who told me, a bisexual, that bisexuals were "genital obsessed" and "as bad as terfs."
Loved my week on the road with the Punch Brothers - gobsmacking talents. Looking forward to our second leg next month.
May 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Loved my week on the road with the Punch Brothers - gobsmacking talents. Looking forward to our second leg next month.
Excited to be heading out for this bright and early, while also cursing the lack of high speed rail travel in the USA, b/c who wants to be flying right now? (not me)
May 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Excited to be heading out for this bright and early, while also cursing the lack of high speed rail travel in the USA, b/c who wants to be flying right now? (not me)
You'll Hate Tacoma
May 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You'll Hate Tacoma
The mold was broken making Sharon & there will never be another.
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The mold was broken making Sharon & there will never be another.
Today should have been Sharon Jones' 69th birthday. She fought so hard to stay. She had so many songs left to sing. And fish to catch.
Celebrate her today. Donate to find a cure for pancreatic cancer. Eat your favorite thing. Dance about it. Call a friend back home. Laugh loudly. Smoke up. Sing.
Celebrate her today. Donate to find a cure for pancreatic cancer. Eat your favorite thing. Dance about it. Call a friend back home. Laugh loudly. Smoke up. Sing.
May 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today should have been Sharon Jones' 69th birthday. She fought so hard to stay. She had so many songs left to sing. And fish to catch.
Celebrate her today. Donate to find a cure for pancreatic cancer. Eat your favorite thing. Dance about it. Call a friend back home. Laugh loudly. Smoke up. Sing.
Celebrate her today. Donate to find a cure for pancreatic cancer. Eat your favorite thing. Dance about it. Call a friend back home. Laugh loudly. Smoke up. Sing.
Didn't expect to get teary eyed about Sharon Jones watching @maddow.msnbc.com on @msnbc.com tonight but - this shoutout and sign at a protest did it.
May 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Didn't expect to get teary eyed about Sharon Jones watching @maddow.msnbc.com on @msnbc.com tonight but - this shoutout and sign at a protest did it.
Seemed like the perfect day to put up my first lawn sign. Forever have your back, trans & NB friends.
April 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Seemed like the perfect day to put up my first lawn sign. Forever have your back, trans & NB friends.
Has anyone hit the emergency Desparecidos button yet?
March 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Has anyone hit the emergency Desparecidos button yet?
heading out for one of the great packing challenges of my career
February 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
heading out for one of the great packing challenges of my career
Lucky number 13 without alcohol.
Best thing I've ever done for myself.
Best thing I've ever done for myself.
February 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lucky number 13 without alcohol.
Best thing I've ever done for myself.
Best thing I've ever done for myself.