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Small monkey john d for city of St. Louis comptroller 2028
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lmfao
Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero
July 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Guest broadcaster on marquee for the cubs game sounds like the Santa Claus guy from I Think You Should Leave
April 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
These kids just don’t wanna work anymore
April 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gotta hand it to him, tanking the stock market is one way to keep your promise to eliminate the capital gains tax
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Victor Robles broke his arm just so the mariners could get walked off on damn
April 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Someone free Julio Rodriguez from the mariners please
April 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love that I had 2 semesters of constitutional law and one semester of federal courts that are basically worthless now
When asked if the Administration will comply with court orders on fired federal workers, WH Press Secretary Leavitt says the orders are unconstitutional: You cannot have a low level district court judge filing an injunction to usurp the executive authority of the President…
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Never forget Vance’s mom traded him for perc 30s
VP Vance to President Zelenskyy: Have you said thank you once?
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Having trouble imaging anything more embarrassing than driving a Tesla rn
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much

ohh
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My coworker who’s job it is to make sure we are compliant w/ CFPB regs is cheering this one and doesn’t realize she’ll get fired in a heartbeat when the agency vanishes
Guy wanting to make payment app knifing agency that regulates payment apps
prospect.org/economy/2025...
February 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Kanye’s Twitter meltdown was just the written portion of his application to join doge
February 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When the worker at dmv asks for two forms of address verification and then turns into a giant beetle
Bureaucracy is inherently kafkaesque
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who could have possibly seen this coming
Trump: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wonder how Elon’s PoE account is doing rn
February 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kinda funny in a way that Trump made the imaginary deep state he campaigned against, who could have possibly seen this coming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Joe Biden probably just sitting at home right now eatin an ice cream cone
January 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I remember in high school all the rednecks would get so pissy when Obama did an executive order but I guess it’s cool now when it takes people’s rights away
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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this is a dril tweet
December 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM