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“In America, we’re supposed to welcome the stranger, not hunt them,” ... He urged MAGA followers to turn off Fox News and realize they’re being lied to."

“Veterans have done our part for democracy,” he concluded. “We should be at home watching sports and taking naps, not fighting fascism.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If this image were a drink I would sip from it very delicately, a tiny bit at a time, so that I could make it last for hours and hours and hours.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
couldn't stop thinking about this truck that reminded me of silver windows xp
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
success isn't having lots of money or a prestigious career it's a cool barista complimenting your jewelry and asking to take a picture to send to their sister
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
trucks should only look like this
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me sowing (quitting my job and not having to think about work anymore): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping (having 8 extra hours a day to think about my interpersonal issues, insecurities, grief, and the general state of the world): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
July 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
tame impala dropping new music for the first time in 5 years is like when there's a cicada brood emergence except instead of cicadas it's tame impala fans saying "it's ACTUALLY one guy and you're a loser for referring to him as 'them'"
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
if you don't pay your bus fare you're a republican sorry I don't make the rules
July 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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OWNING MY ENEMIES BY REVEALING THEY ARE PEDOPHILES AND I HELPED MAKE THEM PRESIDENT ANYWAY
June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
do you ever put off doing something for like 6-12 months because you assume it will be really difficult and then finally look up how to do it and it's explained in a 21 second youtube video
May 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
brat summer is out, "when you’re a ant and you wake up in an awesome mood, about to drive your son to school, only to discover that you left the lights on in the car last night so your battery is drained" summer is so in
May 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2025 Met Gala!
May 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
unemployment means having more time to focus on what really matters to me: judging what celebrities wear to the met gala
May 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
it's my last day of work
REMIDER - WWW DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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you can’t talk to me that way im a costco member
April 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a tarot reader on tiktok says I'm getting my mojo back AND my spark back so watch out everyone
April 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks:

Thread 🧵
April 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
it's pronounced bon iver
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
1. I'm losing it over this lethal read
2. Who told men about baggu
April 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM