To cap things off, turns out Achilles is actually an excellent driver! He keeps his paws at 10 and 2, he checks his blind spots, does full stops, and even gives right-of-way to pedestrians. He even stopped to help an old lady across the street. What a sweetheart!
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
To cap things off, turns out Achilles is actually an excellent driver! He keeps his paws at 10 and 2, he checks his blind spots, does full stops, and even gives right-of-way to pedestrians. He even stopped to help an old lady across the street. What a sweetheart!
I finally found you! Wait, what happened in here?? 😱
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I finally found you! Wait, what happened in here?? 😱
Achilles? Where'd you go? ACHILLES NO!
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Achilles? Where'd you go? ACHILLES NO!
That's not a toy, Achilles! Put it back!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
That's not a toy, Achilles! Put it back!!
I know you're a cat, but your curiosity is killing me! 😫
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I know you're a cat, but your curiosity is killing me! 😫
See these signs? That means DON'T touch! I SAID DON'T TOUCH! Get back here!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
See these signs? That means DON'T touch! I SAID DON'T TOUCH! Get back here!!
Achilles! No! Those are NOT your tools!
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Also, that's dangerous. Should have led with that...
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Also, that's dangerous. Should have led with that...
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Achilles! No! Those are NOT your tools!
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Also, that's dangerous. Should have led with that...
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Also, that's dangerous. Should have led with that...
As promised, I took Achilles to work with me. I had to smuggle him under my coat, so I was patrolling with a suspiciously Achilles-shaped boob the whole time...
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
As promised, I took Achilles to work with me. I had to smuggle him under my coat, so I was patrolling with a suspiciously Achilles-shaped boob the whole time...
1 like and I'll take a picture of my Achilles plush next to a saw blade 😈
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
1 like and I'll take a picture of my Achilles plush next to a saw blade 😈
Hi Batty! I'm working at a lumber mill, and I crudely drew this little freak in the sawdust! He should definitely NEVER be allowed around all this heavy machinery 😅
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hi Batty! I'm working at a lumber mill, and I crudely drew this little freak in the sawdust! He should definitely NEVER be allowed around all this heavy machinery 😅
One despair has been replaced with another 😢
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
One despair has been replaced with another 😢
Sir, a third Midna has been posted, but none of them are shortstacks...
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sir, a third Midna has been posted, but none of them are shortstacks...
True, but I do wish for someone to kindly elaborate further.
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
True, but I do wish for someone to kindly elaborate further.
It's just as horrifying as it sounds...
Also, it's 100% canon.
I did some surface-level googling, and it seems like it's explained to be an Egyptian curse when the original Dogwelder created Anubis by welding a dog to his face...
Wait that makes no fucking sense. What the fuck??
Also, it's 100% canon.
I did some surface-level googling, and it seems like it's explained to be an Egyptian curse when the original Dogwelder created Anubis by welding a dog to his face...
Wait that makes no fucking sense. What the fuck??
July 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's just as horrifying as it sounds...
Also, it's 100% canon.
I did some surface-level googling, and it seems like it's explained to be an Egyptian curse when the original Dogwelder created Anubis by welding a dog to his face...
Wait that makes no fucking sense. What the fuck??
Also, it's 100% canon.
I did some surface-level googling, and it seems like it's explained to be an Egyptian curse when the original Dogwelder created Anubis by welding a dog to his face...
Wait that makes no fucking sense. What the fuck??
The first thing I can think of is Dogwelder, an actual superhero in the DC canon that has the power to weld dogs to people's faces.
Apparently there was a 2015 horror movie called The Welder, and also in The Casting of Frank Stone the killer wears a welding mask. Not sure if they weaponize welding.
Apparently there was a 2015 horror movie called The Welder, and also in The Casting of Frank Stone the killer wears a welding mask. Not sure if they weaponize welding.
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The first thing I can think of is Dogwelder, an actual superhero in the DC canon that has the power to weld dogs to people's faces.
Apparently there was a 2015 horror movie called The Welder, and also in The Casting of Frank Stone the killer wears a welding mask. Not sure if they weaponize welding.
Apparently there was a 2015 horror movie called The Welder, and also in The Casting of Frank Stone the killer wears a welding mask. Not sure if they weaponize welding.
Just found an image that perfectly encapsulates how I feel.
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just found an image that perfectly encapsulates how I feel.
I love them too. They gave me a reason to live. I miss them so much.
December 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I love them too. They gave me a reason to live. I miss them so much.
I miss my babies.
December 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I miss my babies.
It actually looks kinda cute.
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 AM
It actually looks kinda cute.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
If I may recommend:
December 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
If I may recommend:
I will say Bullseye is an absolute fucking psychopath who makes me absolutely sick. The difference between Taskmaster and Bullseye is Taskmaster wouldn't slaughter innocent families at the park so he can get inside Punisher's head. (This is canon.)
November 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I will say Bullseye is an absolute fucking psychopath who makes me absolutely sick. The difference between Taskmaster and Bullseye is Taskmaster wouldn't slaughter innocent families at the park so he can get inside Punisher's head. (This is canon.)