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"Deploying to major cities including Chicago, Los Angeles and for some reason Charlotte, DHS leadership described the operations’ goal as seizing and detaining criminal currency that 'doesn’t look like it belongs around here.'"
ICE Tasked With Rounding Up All the Brown Coins - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the wake of the discontinuation of the penny, the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday that ICE will soon begin rounding up all of the nation’s brown coins. Deployin...
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November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Today I learned that there is a clause which allows for dismissing a lawsuit because the plaintiffs were just such dicks about it.
BREAKING:
We have a new Motion to Dismiss from Letitia James, this time for Outrageous Gov't Conduct and focusing on Bill Pulte's behavior.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71601...
We have a new Motion to Dismiss from Letitia James, this time for Outrageous Gov't Conduct and focusing on Bill Pulte's behavior.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71601...
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today I learned that there is a clause which allows for dismissing a lawsuit because the plaintiffs were just such dicks about it.
I am at my wits end. There was an Onion article a while back that starts out as an innocuous interview and then morphs into the reporter trying to get both interviewees to have a threesome in a room he rented. I cannot find it for the life of me and I need it, please help @bencollins.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I am at my wits end. There was an Onion article a while back that starts out as an innocuous interview and then morphs into the reporter trying to get both interviewees to have a threesome in a room he rented. I cannot find it for the life of me and I need it, please help @bencollins.bsky.social
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"Gesturing broadly to a fleet of ten thousand bulldozers, Trump emphasized that what this nation needs is 'more luxury entertainment space', and less of 'whatever Rhode Island is.'”
Trump to Oversee Demolition of East Wing of Nation - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has ordered construction crews to begin demolishing the East Wing of the United States. The project, which will renovate eight states...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Gesturing broadly to a fleet of ten thousand bulldozers, Trump emphasized that what this nation needs is 'more luxury entertainment space', and less of 'whatever Rhode Island is.'”
Some college buddies and I have been working on a satire site, @newsharpoon.bsky.social, for a few months now. Here’s one of my first articles, feels good to write again.
newsharpoon.com/2025/11/04/w...
newsharpoon.com/2025/11/04/w...
White House Claims it Lacks Authority to Bring J.D. Vance Back Inside - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Calling the situation “out of our jurisdiction,” the Trump administration has claimed that it lacks the authority to bring J.D. Vance back inside. White House press secretary Karoli...
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November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Some college buddies and I have been working on a satire site, @newsharpoon.bsky.social, for a few months now. Here’s one of my first articles, feels good to write again.
newsharpoon.com/2025/11/04/w...
newsharpoon.com/2025/11/04/w...
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Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.
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average person online: have you seen what the race scientist said about him
average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani
average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
average person online: have you seen what the race scientist said about him
average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani
average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani
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worth noting the pipeline here:
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
July 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
worth noting the pipeline here:
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
People like Hakeem Jeffries would rather let American democracy die screaming than learn a single new thing ever
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
People like Hakeem Jeffries would rather let American democracy die screaming than learn a single new thing ever
Fascism is happening right now. It’s not “coming,” it’s not “a threat,” it is actively being carried out. They will do anything and everything to consolidate their power while they have it, do not put a single damn thing past this administration.
"Liberate this city from socialists and burdensome leadership." If that's not regime change, I don't know what to tell you.
The inflection point is now.
The inflection point is now.
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fascism is happening right now. It’s not “coming,” it’s not “a threat,” it is actively being carried out. They will do anything and everything to consolidate their power while they have it, do not put a single damn thing past this administration.
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
The dude in charge of keeping Americans safe and healthy sounds like if Geodude was always on the verge of tears
This is how media should function.
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) #cdnpoli
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) #cdnpoli
June 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The dude in charge of keeping Americans safe and healthy sounds like if Geodude was always on the verge of tears
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
My mom passed away at 34. We recently passed the anniversary of her death, and I’m turning 32 in a week.
The first ten minutes of @expedition33.bsky.social hit me like a fucking truck. What a beautiful prologue. Can’t wait to play more.
The first ten minutes of @expedition33.bsky.social hit me like a fucking truck. What a beautiful prologue. Can’t wait to play more.
May 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My mom passed away at 34. We recently passed the anniversary of her death, and I’m turning 32 in a week.
The first ten minutes of @expedition33.bsky.social hit me like a fucking truck. What a beautiful prologue. Can’t wait to play more.
The first ten minutes of @expedition33.bsky.social hit me like a fucking truck. What a beautiful prologue. Can’t wait to play more.
“I voted for you because I thought I would be sheltered from the obvious consequences of what you said you were going to do.”
April 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“I voted for you because I thought I would be sheltered from the obvious consequences of what you said you were going to do.”
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Yeah the country is experiencing a full-on fascist takeover and the party most positioned to resist it has completely rolled over at every opportunity but WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE SMALL INDIE BOOK SHOPS
March 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yeah the country is experiencing a full-on fascist takeover and the party most positioned to resist it has completely rolled over at every opportunity but WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE SMALL INDIE BOOK SHOPS
Chuck Shumer is a disgrace. Just appalling cowardice in the face of fascism.
March 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Chuck Shumer is a disgrace. Just appalling cowardice in the face of fascism.
Tone deaf, condescending bullshit from a party nowadays known mostly for being tone deaf and condescending
"i thought you dimwits would be snowed by our focus on quantity over quality"
--DNC chief marketing officer
--DNC chief marketing officer
The fact the dnc comms staff (this is their chief marketing officer!!) is doing the principal skinner “am I out of touch? No it’s my party’s supporters that must be wrong” thing is a pretty damning illustration of their failure to meet this moment. Fire all these people and start over
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tone deaf, condescending bullshit from a party nowadays known mostly for being tone deaf and condescending
Real head scratcher why more people aren’t thankful for thousands of lost jobs + the complete dismantling of scientific innovation in America. Still have yet to get a clear definition of what “waste” even means to these psychos.
March 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Real head scratcher why more people aren’t thankful for thousands of lost jobs + the complete dismantling of scientific innovation in America. Still have yet to get a clear definition of what “waste” even means to these psychos.
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well at least these buffoons might not notice when the military engineers a coup right under their noses
Memo: the Pentagon evicts the NYT, NBC News, NPR, and Politico from Pentagon offices and offers the workspace to the NY Post, OANN, Breitbart, and HuffPost (Michael Luciano/Mediaite)
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February 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
well at least these buffoons might not notice when the military engineers a coup right under their noses
Never at any point has any one of these AI Hear Me Out think pieces ever suggested that AI do anything that I want it to do.
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Never at any point has any one of these AI Hear Me Out think pieces ever suggested that AI do anything that I want it to do.
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This is my opposition party dawg Trump’s serving a third term
Senate Democrats had a luncheon to discuss how to go viral. “One of the bright spots Democrats highlighted…was a viral video from the pandemic of Warner making a tuna melt in his kitchen”
January 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is my opposition party dawg Trump’s serving a third term
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My fav part of Elon doing a Nazi salute is the attempted explanation that it’s *ACTUALLY* a function of having a disability.
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My fav part of Elon doing a Nazi salute is the attempted explanation that it’s *ACTUALLY* a function of having a disability.
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
Castlevania Nocturne S2 is WILD. The first season left me a little underwhelmed, but my god did the show level up in every conceivable way. It’s so good that it retroactively improves my opinion of S1 just for setting S2 up. Amazing.
January 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Castlevania Nocturne S2 is WILD. The first season left me a little underwhelmed, but my god did the show level up in every conceivable way. It’s so good that it retroactively improves my opinion of S1 just for setting S2 up. Amazing.