d. emerson eddy 🐀
@93418.bsky.social
Is a figment of your imagination. Possibly a piece of undigested lumpy mashed potato, maybe an unfortunate jackalope. The figment writes things no one reads.
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"Uhh...what is it? This little stain, is that bean juice, or...?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Uhh...what is it? This little stain, is that bean juice, or...?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🎵I don't want to talk about Jesus
And I don't want to go on converting, no
Because it feels like I'm talking to
Talking to Charlie Brown's Parents
It feels like I'm talking to
A lonely man without a vision
Stuffed his mouth with indecision🎵
And I don't want to go on converting, no
Because it feels like I'm talking to
Talking to Charlie Brown's Parents
It feels like I'm talking to
A lonely man without a vision
Stuffed his mouth with indecision🎵
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
🎵I don't want to talk about Jesus
And I don't want to go on converting, no
Because it feels like I'm talking to
Talking to Charlie Brown's Parents
It feels like I'm talking to
A lonely man without a vision
Stuffed his mouth with indecision🎵
And I don't want to go on converting, no
Because it feels like I'm talking to
Talking to Charlie Brown's Parents
It feels like I'm talking to
A lonely man without a vision
Stuffed his mouth with indecision🎵
🎵White and black
The friendly bears of China
White and black
They rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
Yay!🎵
The friendly bears of China
White and black
They rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
Yay!🎵
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
🎵White and black
The friendly bears of China
White and black
They rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
Yay!🎵
The friendly bears of China
White and black
They rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE, THEY MUST DIE!
THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
Yay!🎵
🎵I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie World
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation🎵
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation🎵
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
🎵I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie World
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation🎵
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation🎵
🎵I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all🎵
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🎵I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all🎵
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all🎵
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
How about an old cat (he's been gone now for probably 16-17 years) in my parents' old junk room, strung out on catnip?
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How about an old cat (he's been gone now for probably 16-17 years) in my parents' old junk room, strung out on catnip?
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah. They said they killed Star Brand, and I was all "Again?"
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yeah. They said they killed Star Brand, and I was all "Again?"
October 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"What if we stuck men in superhero costumes that artists put women into?"
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"What if we stuck men in superhero costumes that artists put women into?"
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
September 30th / October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
September 30th / October 1st
I think it's broken. Stunt would wreck Reigns. 😝
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think it's broken. Stunt would wreck Reigns. 😝
You can't fool me. That's a Boglin.
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You can't fool me. That's a Boglin.
September 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM