Aria Grande looks like a completely lovely and delicate statue made out of egg shells and crystal wine glass.
I feel like if you’re her friend, you’re always on high alert for anything that could shatter her.
I feel like if you’re her friend, you’re always on high alert for anything that could shatter her.
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Aria Grande looks like a completely lovely and delicate statue made out of egg shells and crystal wine glass.
I feel like if you’re her friend, you’re always on high alert for anything that could shatter her.
I feel like if you’re her friend, you’re always on high alert for anything that could shatter her.
Its so perfect. How do you make such a goofy line sound so God Damned Baller?
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Its so perfect. How do you make such a goofy line sound so God Damned Baller?
Is he saying “Make a wrap for your nani”?
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is he saying “Make a wrap for your nani”?
That face says:
Listen, we all know its a cash grab. $2 million for 6 weeks of work.
But I didn’t have to do 8 months of crossfit to prep or pretend to be blind and also not blind at the same time. And at the end of the day, kissing Zoey Deschenel is still more fun than punching Vincent D’onofrio.
Listen, we all know its a cash grab. $2 million for 6 weeks of work.
But I didn’t have to do 8 months of crossfit to prep or pretend to be blind and also not blind at the same time. And at the end of the day, kissing Zoey Deschenel is still more fun than punching Vincent D’onofrio.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That face says:
Listen, we all know its a cash grab. $2 million for 6 weeks of work.
But I didn’t have to do 8 months of crossfit to prep or pretend to be blind and also not blind at the same time. And at the end of the day, kissing Zoey Deschenel is still more fun than punching Vincent D’onofrio.
Listen, we all know its a cash grab. $2 million for 6 weeks of work.
But I didn’t have to do 8 months of crossfit to prep or pretend to be blind and also not blind at the same time. And at the end of the day, kissing Zoey Deschenel is still more fun than punching Vincent D’onofrio.
Not running interference for him. I’m sure he could have played it differently.
But it’s important to not forget how we’ve been playing Republican Calvin Ball since the end of the Warren Court in 1969.
But it’s important to not forget how we’ve been playing Republican Calvin Ball since the end of the Warren Court in 1969.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Not running interference for him. I’m sure he could have played it differently.
But it’s important to not forget how we’ve been playing Republican Calvin Ball since the end of the Warren Court in 1969.
But it’s important to not forget how we’ve been playing Republican Calvin Ball since the end of the Warren Court in 1969.
Dealing with a Supreme Court that wouldn’t allow for a real conviction even if Jesus Lord God descended from the heavens and demanded it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dealing with a Supreme Court that wouldn’t allow for a real conviction even if Jesus Lord God descended from the heavens and demanded it.
There is NOTHING more beautiful
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There is NOTHING more beautiful
Megyn just trying to get Trump to pay for that next birthday.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Megyn just trying to get Trump to pay for that next birthday.
Oh but when I yell those things from behind a dumpster with my shirt off, I’m suddenly the asshole.
Enjoy your woke culture.
Enjoy your woke culture.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh but when I yell those things from behind a dumpster with my shirt off, I’m suddenly the asshole.
Enjoy your woke culture.
Enjoy your woke culture.
Again! The Definition Gods be KISSING them arms.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Again! The Definition Gods be KISSING them arms.
Literally being ruled by dirt.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Literally being ruled by dirt.
There is a theory that the name “James Bond” was a contrivance by MI6 that comes along w 007.
So every person who gets the 007 license to kill also gets the name James Bond.
This would be the best way out for my money.
So every person who gets the 007 license to kill also gets the name James Bond.
This would be the best way out for my money.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There is a theory that the name “James Bond” was a contrivance by MI6 that comes along w 007.
So every person who gets the 007 license to kill also gets the name James Bond.
This would be the best way out for my money.
So every person who gets the 007 license to kill also gets the name James Bond.
This would be the best way out for my money.
It opens with “Bald, white and
jacked” and I immediately couldn’t find the fucking patience to go any further.
jacked” and I immediately couldn’t find the fucking patience to go any further.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It opens with “Bald, white and
jacked” and I immediately couldn’t find the fucking patience to go any further.
jacked” and I immediately couldn’t find the fucking patience to go any further.
A: What are they supposed to do when the administration just ignores court orders and breaks the law when they want to? What’s the point when they just ignore rules they don’t like?
B: Its ok to get rid of “Resistance Politicians” who are too tired to resist.
B: Its ok to get rid of “Resistance Politicians” who are too tired to resist.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
A: What are they supposed to do when the administration just ignores court orders and breaks the law when they want to? What’s the point when they just ignore rules they don’t like?
B: Its ok to get rid of “Resistance Politicians” who are too tired to resist.
B: Its ok to get rid of “Resistance Politicians” who are too tired to resist.
I imagine this happening at the end of the music video for Raspberry Beret.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I imagine this happening at the end of the music video for Raspberry Beret.
There are a few ways to read this and they are all violently different from eachother.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There are a few ways to read this and they are all violently different from eachother.
Nothing warms my heart like watching AI-Robotics nerds lose their jobs.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing warms my heart like watching AI-Robotics nerds lose their jobs.
Small town hero is the only hero worth aspiring to. (Maybe Friendly Neighborhood too, but that’s basically the same thing in a different zip code.)
Also, earning anything other than scorn from teenagers is an
Olympic level feat.
Congrats, you guys are hella cool.
Also, earning anything other than scorn from teenagers is an
Olympic level feat.
Congrats, you guys are hella cool.
code.al
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Small town hero is the only hero worth aspiring to. (Maybe Friendly Neighborhood too, but that’s basically the same thing in a different zip code.)
Also, earning anything other than scorn from teenagers is an
Olympic level feat.
Congrats, you guys are hella cool.
Also, earning anything other than scorn from teenagers is an
Olympic level feat.
Congrats, you guys are hella cool.
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SATCHELLLLLLLLLL!
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November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ITS!
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