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interested in where carducci might end up. always hard to tell how the pie chart breaks down when it comes to recruitment, which can also shift a lot player by player, but this is an interesting time for her to leave and makes me think she found another gig.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
no wait he was going to learn from this
BREAKING: Vlatko Andonovski is shifting solely to KC Current's sporting director, opening a head-coaching vacancy at the record-setting #NWSL Shield winners. The change has been in the works since summer.

Ryan Dell has also replaced Caitlin Carducci as GM.

More on @espn.com:
KC shifts Andonovski's role, will seek new coach
Vlatko Andonovski has relinquished his head coaching role with the Kansas City Current to shift solely into his role as sporting director, creating a head-coaching vacancy at the NWSL's top overall te...
www.espn.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
how did she know he was saying i love you livvy and not *throws handful of rocks into a woodchipper*
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Everyone is dunking on this bc of the weirdness/cosplay aspect, which is fair, but the thing that jumps out to me as most worthy of pushback here is the pretense that she’s an apolitical person
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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🌸NEW POD🌸

Annie, Ella & André get you set for tomorrow’s semifinal against Portland! We discuss how they play, how to capitalize on weaknesses, who must have a good game, clouds, and our new logo!

🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1s1v...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h... #nwsl #woso #nwslplayoffs
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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HAPPY NCAA WOMEN'S SOCCER TOURNAMENT OPENING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Another creative Vine...
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this was me with the video of the russian robot that faceplanted. tech bros frantically trying to untwist a curtain felt too on the nose, but it happened. comedy gold shrugged off because of ai, i hate it here.
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
LETS GO GIRLS
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
my only take about mls switching to a european calendar is that it seems good for nwsl teams who share stadiums with mls clubs so therefore it is fine with me
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
yo dawg we heard you like oreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a thing that typically makes me too uncomfortable to watch is when two or more people act weird in unison. those twins in the shining? nope. the way those kids run in weapons? absolutely not. yet somehow i am already so in on pluribus.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
in a world of luis rubialeses be the egg throwing one
Luis Rubiales was at his book launch for “Matar a Rubiales” when his own uncle — also named Luis Rubiales! — threw eggs at him. This sentence is all somehow completely true?

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Luis Rubiales has eggs thrown at him by his uncle during book event in Madrid
The 48-year-old was speaking about his new book, 'Matar a Rubiales' (Killing Rubiales), at an event in Madrid on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
an uncomfortable but necessary thing to confront is that lots of dudes think this shit is cool. they may not say publicly, but they envy wealth and being able to prey on teenage girls, and see it as a just reward. this is why "grab them by the p***y" was shrugged off, not just by boys but grown men.
"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
'Baked and Wired beats out Georgetown Cupcake, she says'

a ball knower
This weekend the Washington Spirit play in the NWSL semi-finals, and I got a chance to chat with team captain and goalkeeper Aubrey Kingsbury about the pressure of penalty kicks, the rowdy Spirit fanbase, and her favorite baked goods in the D.C. region: 51st.news/aubrey-kings...
The Washington Spirit move on in the playoffs
Goalie and team captain Aubrey Kingsbury saved the day last weekend, but the pressure now ramps up.
51st.news
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
might have a chicken sandwich for lunch
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle

For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
we could catch most of the pedophiles and save the country if we arrested everyone who emailed like that
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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also worth noting how much racism made everything mentioned in this thread possible.
A convicted felon who had also been found liable for sexual assault and committed additional crimes in plain sight was close with a notorious child sex trafficker and likely participated in some of those crimes too got elected with much of that known and spent his presidency railing against “crime.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
coach of the year discourse over? good. i voted for bev. byeeeeeeeeee!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM